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Heisenburner, in Pudding used to come in cans

That doesn’t go with the song at all

GladiusB,
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You know what song it goes to. The bar was much lower back then.

tja,
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I don’t know which songs you both mean.

Wizard_Pope,
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Rock around the clock I think

dingus, in This meteorologist's name

Did she change her name to that?? Because what the heck lol

MrJameGumb, in Logos For Superheroes And Villains - with character names incorporated
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Most of them look like logos for metal bands lol

Thavron,
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More like NBA emblems

21Cabbage, in My band aid came with a natural skin tone of albinism

I take it that’s a packaging fluke? Because I’ve yet to see anyone that pale and handing an albino person a pearl white bandage because “it matches their skin tone” seems kind of insulting.

sir_pronoun,

I feel it’s more likely OP was joking, but then who knows? Celebrities? What do they know? Do they know things? Let’s find out!

whaleross, (edited )
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Yeah, it’s a joke. The white ones are missing the top layer it seems.

LazaroFilm, in My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.
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Can you ask the story behind this sign? I bet there is a story behind it.

Ghostalmedia,
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I told my wife about this sign and she said there was a bird in the cafe last week.

There were no birds in the establishment when I was there today. The sign clearly works.

bstix, in But I need 97 of them!

Its enough for Hellview, population 96.

itsnotits,

It’s* enough

bstix,

Here. Have some fucking apostrophes: ‘’‘’‘’“”“'”“”‘’‘’

There ought to be enough there to keep you entertained for a while. I don’t owe you any more. If you need more of them go ask someone else.

Also, here are the commas I forgot to put down this week:. , take them all for fucks sake.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

“A pickle for the knowing one” was a book written completely without punctuation. When people bitched about it. He printed a second edition that that last few ages were nothing but punctuation with the instructions to put them where you want them.

bstix, (edited )

The only rule on punctuation that I ever learned in English was:

If in doubt - leave it out

Anyway, I fully acknowledge that my cellphone autocorrected my first comment wrongly and that “its” should have had an apostrophe. I’m just not going to edit it, because it makes no sense in any other way, so no one should be able to misunderstand the sentence and the grammar nazi added nothing of value.

MuhammadJesusGaySex,

Heh Nah, man you’re good. You’ll never see me be a grammar Nazi. I mentioned that book because Sam O Nella did a YouTube video about the guy that wrote that book.

youtu.be/ChSUvdU_Sbk?feature=shared

That’s the video.

18_24_61_b_17_17_4, (edited )
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Fuck yeah CKY! You ever listen to Jess’ newer band, The Company Band? Supergroup thing with Neil Fallon from Clutch on vocals.

Okokimup, in Polish squirrels have straight ears.
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Beautiful little redhead.

Noodle07,

Cute redhead eating nuts

kabuma, in Two airplanes landing at the same time with close proximity

SFO

theodewere, in The Marshall Islands look like somebody gave up building a racetrack in a game
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pretty awesome that it shows the underwater terrain beneath the atolls as well, and you're right, they both look like awesome tracks to drive

silas, in Top hour sorting be like
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ares35, in This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.
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my sister got married on feb 29th. their 'second' anniversary is next year.

yenahmik,

My uncle was born on Feb 29. We both had our 16th birthdays the same year.

GuybrushThreepwo0d, in This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.

23rd of February 2029?

FlyingSquid, in This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.
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That doesn’t mean they never expire! Those bagels are months old even if they do expire on a date that doesn’t exist!

Imagine the mold!

CeruleanRuin,

Well you’re no fun

FlyingSquid,
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This is correct.

Bumblefumble,

Nah they were eaten long before having a chance to mold, don’t worry.

LazaroFilm, in This 9v battery contained six cells stacked like a layer cake
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Let’s play is it cake?

Kolanaki,
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Those sentient cakes, man. They really keep you guessing.

MrShankles,

I SWEAR, I’M A PERSON!!!

Gork, in Unfortunate cropping of a phone notification

Thank you for sharing this. It will be a true Internet treasure for generations to come.

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