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AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in I’ll be waiting in the car

TIL the scorpions in Australia probably won’t kill you.

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in I’ll be waiting in the car

Even an iguana can ruin your day, and the iguana wants to ruin your day.

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

Pickle ornaments are a traditional thing for some people, but it’s a whole pickle and not a hail corporate jar. The jar is kinda funny too though. I’ve thought about getting pickle ornaments for the trans women I’m friends with as a joke, IDK if the whole jar would be funnier though.

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in State flags

Sure, but you’re still not getting that traitor rag back.

AlligatorBlizzard, to memes in Merry Christmas

Mr. Bubbles didn’t have a soul? 😭

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in Confused with Santa

Wasn’t this the same parody truck stop from the Piss Jug Man thing?

AlligatorBlizzard, to risa in It's just a song, right?

I took a year of French in middle school. My class learned this song, it’s brutal, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard, (edited ) to fuck_cars in Go ahead.

I’m like 95% sure I’ve seen that somewhere around Orlando, and the sign looks like a Turnpike sign, but the turnpike doesn’t go to Tampa unless you go turnpike to I-4…

EDIT: there’s a less crunchy image on Reddit, apparently FDOT posted it to Twitter. That is definitely a Florida Turnpike sign (sorry for linking to Reddit)

EDIT 2: Found the original tweet via wayback machine, which was deleted by FDOT (gee, I wonder why?) and it’s somewhere in Palm Beach County (Lyons Road to the Turnpike), not Orlando.

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in Hmmm...

It’s real girl scout!

AlligatorBlizzard, to risa in Can someone open this pickle jar?

I love Trek but I don’t really care for McFarlane’s sense of humor, is the Orville worth checking out anyway?

AlligatorBlizzard, to memes in no need to keep playing

This is how I found out Kissinger finally died. Hell yes.

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in It's not door number 2?

commagazine

Kbin is great, but magazine is the worse term… but I’d take it over whatever Brangelina ass name you just came up with, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard, to memes in Hell or High Water

Yes, the terrorists are going to attack Arnolds Park, because they hate our freedoms and our crooked house!

AlligatorBlizzard, to lemmyshitpost in How was your day?

Not sure about the actor in the pic, but whoever took it would definitely be fired and put on a do not rehire list if they figured out who it was because they pretty explicitly tell you during Traditions to not ruin the “magic” for other people (and it leads to some weird language games to not break their quasi kayfabe), but I think I agree with whoever said this was not Disney, that costume looks sus.

AlligatorBlizzard, to memes in Is this a cry for help?

I’d forgotten that was a thing. :/

Also, I’m on mobile. That link was either a rick roll or Sandy Cheeks porn. Either way, why did I click that link?

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