AlligatorBlizzard

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AlligatorBlizzard,

Or like a mile from downtown San Francisco.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’m surprised some tech company hasn’t put waterproof touchscreen devices in their employee locker room showers so that their employees can reply to email in there.

AlligatorBlizzard,

It is kinda funny to imagine Minnesota being run by a bunch of based satanists feeding kids and such.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?

AlligatorBlizzard,

You can actually find a group that manages to play with some regularity?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Even an iguana can ruin your day, and the iguana wants to ruin your day.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Wasn’t this the same parody truck stop from the Piss Jug Man thing?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Yes, the terrorists are going to attack Arnolds Park, because they hate our freedoms and our crooked house!

AlligatorBlizzard,

Not sure about the actor in the pic, but whoever took it would definitely be fired and put on a do not rehire list if they figured out who it was because they pretty explicitly tell you during Traditions to not ruin the “magic” for other people (and it leads to some weird language games to not break their quasi kayfabe), but I think I agree with whoever said this was not Disney, that costume looks sus.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Yeah, the only thing slightly unusual about this is the fact that that guy is like 5’3" in order to be in the height range for Minnie Mouse. I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK, its definitely weird the first few times you see a headless character though.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

AlligatorBlizzard,

I did, AND because my city does ranked choice voting, I got to pick someone for my first choice that I actually like. She probably won’t win, but it’s not dangerous for me to vote for her!

AlligatorBlizzard,

Until entropy ‘finders keepers’ that petrol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

A friend of mine had the funniest lost in transit story - they’ve got genetic joint issues among other things, and they needed a pair of crutches with forearm rests. Turns out the only manufacturer of those still left is based out of South Africa, so they contacted the company and arranged for a set to be shipped over to the US (and it was still cheaper than it would have been through insurance). They got an email from the company and it turns out the shipment to the port got hijacked. The apologetic representative from the company drove a set down to the port and my friend got their crutches a couple weeks later and a funny story out of it. And probably the other set of crutches eventually got to someone else who needed them, so win win, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Could we maybe get Cory Doctorow (and is he worth getting, I don't actually know much about him as a person?), in all of this I saw his essay on TikTok's enshitification getting passed around quite a bit, also he actually knows what the fediverse is.

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