AlligatorBlizzard

@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works

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AlligatorBlizzard,

My cousin did this, fortunately I think he grew out of this concerning behavior. I’ll pray for you. /s

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’m impressed by your ability to climb a lubed light pole, though.

AlligatorBlizzard,

And owls being symbolic of wisdom is at least as old as as the Greek gods - Athena’s symbolism included owls.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’m surprised some tech company hasn’t put waterproof touchscreen devices in their employee locker room showers so that their employees can reply to email in there.

AlligatorBlizzard,

It is kinda funny to imagine Minnesota being run by a bunch of based satanists feeding kids and such.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Oh, hey, I worked attractions and merchandise at DAK back in 2008-2014 with a few gaps in there. And same, it was nice to just chill in the parks. Did you get to do any of the cast backstage tours? I got to go on one to the Haunted Mansion, that was really cool to see.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I got to do a track walk of Dinosaur too, did you know that Dinosaur is just a re-themed Indy? They pointed out where the boulder would be on the other ride during the walkthrough. Disney did not put much effort into Dinoland at all, lol.

AlligatorBlizzard,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/0f192ad8-74ad-4281-b530-1148e6981649.webp

AlligatorBlizzard,

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Is a hot dog a type of haggis? Or is haggis a type of sausage?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Didn’t they also do a cranberry sauce flavored soda in that pack? I bet a cranberry soda would be pretty good.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I worked at McDonald’s for a bit in college. I was a vegetarian at the time (still am) and smelling like the grill all the time made me constantly queasy - I looked fantastic at 150 pounds but I lost 30 pounds in three months working there and it genuinely wasn’t healthy.

AlligatorBlizzard,

You can actually find a group that manages to play with some regularity?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Sure, but you’re still not getting that traitor rag back.

AlligatorBlizzard,

For that price, I’m guessing that was a Japanese 3DS that someone modded and re sold in the US?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Even an iguana can ruin your day, and the iguana wants to ruin your day.

AlligatorBlizzard,

TIL the scorpions in Australia probably won’t kill you.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Or like a mile from downtown San Francisco.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Pickle ornaments are a traditional thing for some people, but it’s a whole pickle and not a hail corporate jar. The jar is kinda funny too though. I’ve thought about getting pickle ornaments for the trans women I’m friends with as a joke, IDK if the whole jar would be funnier though.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Mr. Bubbles didn’t have a soul? 😭

AlligatorBlizzard,

Wasn’t this the same parody truck stop from the Piss Jug Man thing?

AlligatorBlizzard,

I love Trek but I don’t really care for McFarlane’s sense of humor, is the Orville worth checking out anyway?

AlligatorBlizzard,

Yeah, the only thing slightly unusual about this is the fact that that guy is like 5’3" in order to be in the height range for Minnie Mouse. I used to hang out with Goofy backstage at the smokers table at DAK, its definitely weird the first few times you see a headless character though.

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