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Beelzebob, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in I can barely grasp where I am, please don't ask me any questions before I have some coffee My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”
My wife likes to start full conversations as soon as my eyes open. I have to throw my hands up with a, “Too many words…”
Beelzebob, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Does Lemmy skew old enough for this one? I remember the 06 Superb Owl game! The Great Horns vs The Screeches! What a wonderful time! But the commercial has been around since 69.
I remember the 06 Superb Owl game! The Great Horns vs The Screeches! What a wonderful time! But the commercial has been around since 69.
Beelzebob, 1 year ago to cyanideandhappiness in 5 January 2023 ITT: everyone missing the joke and whining about ad placement.
ITT: everyone missing the joke and whining about ad placement.
Beelzebob, 1 year ago to asklemmy in How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat" “No, you look fucking awesome.”
“No, you look fucking awesome.”
Beelzebob, 1 year ago to memes in Fast casual Winston-Salem, NC. This looks like 3/4 of our downtown hipster spots. Except everything here is also a microbrewery. Soooo many different IPAs. I didn’t realize that there were so many ways to make beer that tastes like shit.
Winston-Salem, NC. This looks like 3/4 of our downtown hipster spots. Except everything here is also a microbrewery. Soooo many different IPAs. I didn’t realize that there were so many ways to make beer that tastes like shit.
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to memes in does it hurt? Nah, it’s kinda nice to let them swing in the breeze.
Nah, it’s kinda nice to let them swing in the breeze.
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to memes in I prefer speeds per Swedes Watermelon is why. But, dammit, everyone loves watermelon.
Watermelon is why. But, dammit, everyone loves watermelon.
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window. I know that if I had powers, I would be a straight up self serving villain. No question.
I know that if I had powers, I would be a straight up self serving villain. No question.
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to memes in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of. People have savings? Sounds like the 90s.
People have savings? Sounds like the 90s.
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to asklemmy in Do you prefer to wear a smartwatch or a regular watch? Either, depending on my mood and if my batteries/charge are good.
Either, depending on my mood and if my batteries/charge are good.
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to asklemmy in What's a sci-fi or fantasy book or series that you want to see adapted as a movie/television series? I think RA Salvatore’s Forgotten Realms books would be awesome. We need a live action Drizzt!
I think RA Salvatore’s Forgotten Realms books would be awesome. We need a live action Drizzt!
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to asklemmy in What's a sci-fi or fantasy book or series that you want to see adapted as a movie/television series? And a Lord Soth spinoff movie.
And a Lord Soth spinoff movie.
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to memes in Almost that time of year I miss my socks and underwear presents as an adult. I can’t be arsed to go out and buy my own.
I miss my socks and underwear presents as an adult. I can’t be arsed to go out and buy my own.
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to upliftingnews in Pristine coral reefs discovered near Galápagos Islands are thousands of years old and teeming with life “influencers”
“influencers”
Beelzebob, 2 years ago to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment! I argue with people on the Internet so that my partner gets less of my batshit crazy.
I argue with people on the Internet so that my partner gets less of my batshit crazy.