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Chickenstalker, to memes in Betrayal

How is it that we have socially ostracisized tobacco smoking but smoking weed is ok?

Chickenstalker, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

> yanks calling a muffin a biscuit

Utter muppets

Chickenstalker, to asklemmy in How do I stop a crush from developing further?

Imagine her picking her nose and eating the booger. Next, imagine her taking a huge stinky steaming dump. Disclaimer: only works if you’re not German.

Chickenstalker, to asklemmy in What do you think of sports analysts ?

We need to tell us that scoring more points is better than scoring less points.

Chickenstalker, to linuxmemes in every time i can't remember how to use a command

Man horse beach? Man steed sea? Man pony sand? What?

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Chickenstalker, to asklemmy in Countries that let anyone in?

If you’re American, you should keep your nationality. Instead, apply for work visa and later, permanent residency at your host country. Reason being, the American citizenship makes the local government think twice about sending you to the gulag etc plus you could seek refuge at a US Embassy anywhere around the world. If you migrate to Aus or NZ, they don’t particularly care that you have two citizenships, so you can become a citizen there but secretly don’t tell the US gov. Bear in mind, you have to pay US taxes as a citizen even if abroad.

Regarding a country to move to, try Japan and become an “English Teacher”. Japanese schools regularly take in native English speakers not so much as English teachers, but more of a cultural exchange teacher. There’s a very low qualifications requirements but be aware that you will be assigned to some school in bumfuck nowhere rice fields. Go search for vids on youtube about this topic.

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 5)

The 737 design has reached its max (heh) potential. There’s no more milk to squeeze out from this cow. Boeing has to bite the bullet and design a new plane from the ground up. Surely those billions in tax payer funded military contracts can be invested in R&D.

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Fuck the balloon police

Most countries require a hot air balloon pilot license. Don’t fuck with the FAA. They will ruin your life.

Chickenstalker, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

Let’s go one further:

  1. Get turned into a vampire
  2. Buy crypto
  3. Go sleep in your coffin for 100 years
  4. ???
  5. Profit
Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

> prison rent

Yank moment

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Also, it's over 2 1/2 hours long.

Imagine if a French director made a movie about Queen Elizabeth II but made a her a slutty party girl who fucked Prime Ministers on the side. Anglos are masters of slander.

Chickenstalker, to asklemmy in How would you go about a low maintenance personal website today?

So…Geocities?

Chickenstalker, to cooking in [Tips] Google Bard can now watch videos, give a summary, and answer questions about the video, including give the recipe.

The best recipe is from your mum or grandma. Learn from them as soon as possible before they’re gone. It’s recipes honed by decades of trial and error and best of all, they are very likely to your taste since you grew up on it.

Chickenstalker, to asklemmy in People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

Why, I do a pre-drive 100 points checklist, starting with the right wheel lug nut…

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