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Chickenstalker, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

Let’s go one further:

  1. Get turned into a vampire
  2. Buy crypto
  3. Go sleep in your coffin for 100 years
  4. ???
  5. Profit
Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Fuck the balloon police

Most countries require a hot air balloon pilot license. Don’t fuck with the FAA. They will ruin your life.

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Chickenstalker, to asklemmy in Countries that let anyone in?

If you’re American, you should keep your nationality. Instead, apply for work visa and later, permanent residency at your host country. Reason being, the American citizenship makes the local government think twice about sending you to the gulag etc plus you could seek refuge at a US Embassy anywhere around the world. If you migrate to Aus or NZ, they don’t particularly care that you have two citizenships, so you can become a citizen there but secretly don’t tell the US gov. Bear in mind, you have to pay US taxes as a citizen even if abroad.

Regarding a country to move to, try Japan and become an “English Teacher”. Japanese schools regularly take in native English speakers not so much as English teachers, but more of a cultural exchange teacher. There’s a very low qualifications requirements but be aware that you will be assigned to some school in bumfuck nowhere rice fields. Go search for vids on youtube about this topic.

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 5)

The 737 design has reached its max (heh) potential. There’s no more milk to squeeze out from this cow. Boeing has to bite the bullet and design a new plane from the ground up. Surely those billions in tax payer funded military contracts can be invested in R&D.

Chickenstalker, to memes in Tears of laughter probably for her

The bended knee schitck should go away. Marriage should be approached the same way companies approach mergers: via sober meetings and lawyers. Both sides should understand that marriage is more than romance and sex, but an economic and social union too. As with any mergers, a lot of money will be involved, so there is no space for surprises.

Chickenstalker, to upliftingnews in Scots scientists create 'game-changing' palm oil alternative

Palm oil is used because it has the highest yield per hectare and requires little maintenance after fully grown. This means kg per kg, palm oil uses less land compared to any other oil crop. The tree keeps fruiting for 5-10 years, requiring no replanting for the duration, unlike soy or corn which needs replanting each harvest. Replanting uses more pesticides, fertilizers and degrades the soil. The tree also pretty much can grow anywhere in the tropics. You have to cancel out all of these advantages before saying you have created an alternative.

Chickenstalker, to memes in Who else is ready for an "invasion"

Almost every star has a planetary system or at least asteroid rings. There are 100 billion stars in our galaxy alone. If any civilization has mastered FTL travel, there is literally unlimited free real estate everywhere and thus no need for wars. Simply hop to another star system.

Chickenstalker, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

Star Wars is an abject lesson on why you should not do prequels to long established IPs.

Chickenstalker, to asklemmy in Which internet meme, if somehow erased from ever emerging, might have the biggest impact?

Pepe frog memes. It was originally a “sad” frog meme used by cut-me-own wrist R9k users but Hillary’s hillariously inept interns claimed that it was a dogwhistle for Nazis becase Le 4chan bad. That made 4channers mad and you don’t want underwater basketweaving forum enthusiasts to get mad at you. They then used meme magic to get Trump to win.

Chickenstalker, to asklemmy in How do I stop a crush from developing further?

Imagine her picking her nose and eating the booger. Next, imagine her taking a huge stinky steaming dump. Disclaimer: only works if you’re not German.

Chickenstalker, to movies in Crisis at Marvel: Jonathan Majors Back-Up Plans, ‘The Marvels’ Reshoots, Reviving Original Avengers and More Issues Revealed

It’s stale. Let it die off. Find some other IP to plunder.

Chickenstalker, to cooking in [Tips] Google Bard can now watch videos, give a summary, and answer questions about the video, including give the recipe.

The best recipe is from your mum or grandma. Learn from them as soon as possible before they’re gone. It’s recipes honed by decades of trial and error and best of all, they are very likely to your taste since you grew up on it.

Chickenstalker, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

> yanks calling a muffin a biscuit

Utter muppets

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Crypto genius

> prison rent

Yank moment

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