DanglingFury

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DanglingFury,

Our universe is. We came along and applied morality to it

DanglingFury, (edited )

There’s a college in Chicago, i think it’s IIT maybe, that used aerial photography to map out the student cow paths, then they redid all the sidewalks to incorporate those paths.

Edit: they ended up adding a building in a grassy area and maintained all the hall/walkways of the building in line with the sidewalks/cowpaths. Kinda neat.

DanglingFury,

It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press

DanglingFury,

“Margaret, did you get your feet stuck in the deerpuss again?! God damnit Margaret, we talked about this.”

DanglingFury, (edited )

Motherfucker is 6’2 - 250 and looks like he can bench press a Vespa. Not sure what she was hoping for

DanglingFury,

Pretty sure it directly replaces “for real”

DanglingFury,

I’m going full Bilbo Baggins is i make it to 111 years old

DanglingFury,

They’ll just use all the other methods they have to track what your typing.

…yahoo.com/…/identify-keystrokes-just-sound-typin…

Researchers had artificial intelligence listen to the sounds of typing through a phone and over Zoom, with eerie results.

DanglingFury,

Good distinction. I imagine anyone typing into a google search bar with an android device nearby could have their keyboard mapped though, if Google ever wanted to do such a thing.

DanglingFury, (edited )

Dicks out for Harambe

I’ll put that shit on my headstone. Lest we forget.

DanglingFury, (edited )

No cap, math is red as shit fam

DanglingFury,

History was yellow i think. Science def green. Purps for the social studies.

DanglingFury,

You can’t rush a good shit

DanglingFury,

This is why they had to close the shower we had at work

DanglingFury,

I didn’t realize so many people lived up in the northeast

DanglingFury,

I usually just buy half a roll or so at a time from the guy behind the mcdonalds drive through.

DanglingFury,

Looks like i need to go get the board stretcher

DanglingFury,

You can’t take it to literally. Literally it’s just a weird

DanglingFury,

That thing has resting dont-fuck-with-me face

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