DanglingFury

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DanglingFury,

Pretty sure it directly replaces “for real”

DanglingFury,

History was yellow i think. Science def green. Purps for the social studies.

DanglingFury, (edited )

No cap, math is red as shit fam

DanglingFury,

I usually just buy half a roll or so at a time from the guy behind the mcdonalds drive through.

DanglingFury,

You can’t take it to literally. Literally it’s just a weird

DanglingFury, (edited )

There’s a college in Chicago, i think it’s IIT maybe, that used aerial photography to map out the student cow paths, then they redid all the sidewalks to incorporate those paths.

Edit: they ended up adding a building in a grassy area and maintained all the hall/walkways of the building in line with the sidewalks/cowpaths. Kinda neat.

DanglingFury,

I’m going full Bilbo Baggins is i make it to 111 years old

DanglingFury,

Good distinction. I imagine anyone typing into a google search bar with an android device nearby could have their keyboard mapped though, if Google ever wanted to do such a thing.

DanglingFury,

They’ll just use all the other methods they have to track what your typing.

…yahoo.com/…/identify-keystrokes-just-sound-typin…

Researchers had artificial intelligence listen to the sounds of typing through a phone and over Zoom, with eerie results.

DanglingFury,

That thing has resting dont-fuck-with-me face

DanglingFury,

It’s not a waffle stomp. It’s a noodle press

DanglingFury, (edited )

Dicks out for Harambe

I’ll put that shit on my headstone. Lest we forget.

DanglingFury,

This is why they had to close the shower we had at work

DanglingFury,

You can’t rush a good shit

DanglingFury,

I didn’t realize so many people lived up in the northeast

DanglingFury,

Looks like i need to go get the board stretcher

DanglingFury,

Our universe is. We came along and applied morality to it

DanglingFury, (edited )

Motherfucker is 6’2 - 250 and looks like he can bench press a Vespa. Not sure what she was hoping for

DanglingFury,

“Margaret, did you get your feet stuck in the deerpuss again?! God damnit Margaret, we talked about this.”

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