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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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How many of us do you think are gonna be around or capable of it, I’m pushing 40 and I’m fucked, the thought of another 30 years sounds exhausting.

ElBarto,
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The rest of the world: Wait, Canada and America aren’t the same?

What's an alternative to Spotify that doesn't play you the same fucking songs over and over?

I am in an intense love-hate relationship with Spotify. It makes good mixes for me, I have found a lot of great bands that way. BUT IT KEEPS REGURGITATING THE SAME SONGS IN THERE. I know about Song Radios and Artist Radios, so please don’t recommend those. Smart Shuttle doesn’t cut it, either....

ElBarto,
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Spotify: hey remember that song you accidentally pressed like on, you know the one you listened to for 5 seconds? Yeah, that’s gonna be all you’ll listen to now.

ElBarto,
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That’s how loud their grandma is , they had it on silent.

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If Reddit goes through with their threat of removing their links from Google, then Lemmy will definitely win.

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Wait, you can lie on the internet?

ElBarto,
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Yes!

ElBarto,
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Aww so you don’t know the feeling of trying to convince yourself that the water coming out of only the hot pipe is still warm enough to continue showering.

How do you know when you’re done showering when the shower doesn’t kick you out?

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At least when you pass out in the shower you don’t end up with hypothermia.

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You don’t have to put your face… You could put a giant butthole as your profile pic if that’s what you want.

ElBarto,
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I’ve lost them before I’ve even used them.

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b0a62993-7940-463b-9ac3-5a7aec9dce66.jpegIncludes scenes of Masturbation, drug use, coarse language and depressive scenes.

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It’s a better version of the Armageddon movie song.

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Sir, what if it’s Captain Sisko? Do I still phase first? I don’t really want to have to answer his questions afterwards, I’ve heard what happens.

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I often wonder if some of the transporter malfunctions were just Miles just bored and fucking with them.

ElBarto,
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Per-fucking-fection!

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As it fucking should be.

ElBarto,
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Never would have thought that oversaturating the market with what felt like an endless stream of marvel movies would have a negative impact…

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Pffft, we don’t go to the beach…

ElBarto,
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Their competition must be over or Stallone would have given 1.1 million just to one up Arnie.

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Look at this bastard with their self control and healthy social media habits! Let’s burn them!

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Make your own bread I guess.

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But was it well regulated?

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America has had 562 mass shootings this year…

www.gunviolencearchive.org

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