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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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ElBarto,
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It’s funnier than Big Bang Theory, well Pheobe is.

ElBarto,
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That beaver looks like he’s just been told he has to go fight fires.

ElBarto,
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How long do I have doc?

ElBarto, (edited )
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Couldn’t it just be the grey one?

ElBarto,
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When life gives you lemons, make an insanely unsafe van home with an open wood fire and plenty of cheap exposed wood.

ElBarto,
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Yeah, they work from home.

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The longer you stare the more questions you ask yourself.

ElBarto,
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Ok, so we can never ever change the name.

ElBarto,
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And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

ElBarto,
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Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

ElBarto,
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The announcement happens after they’re already inside.

ElBarto,
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Don’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?

ElBarto, (edited )
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Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

ElBarto,
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I’m not gonna lie, that choked me up really good, I really needed that at the time.

ElBarto,
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Yep I needed this exact video exactly right now. Can’t stop giggling at it.

ElBarto,
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I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.

ElBarto,
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Well when two people really like each other, one will finish in the others mouth, then the other will come share their treat with the other, sometimes like the picture sometimes more intimately.

ElBarto,
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I just used OPs picture as a visualisation of of way of sbowballing, but yeah, this is just a good old fashioned spit swap.

ElBarto,
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Unless your building or infrastructure was built after they became a thing, everything else, air bubble.

ElBarto,
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That dogs seen some fucked up shit and I’m pretty sure it was the cause.

ElBarto,
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“I’m doing it now”

ElBarto,
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Yeah I fucked up, had a shitty day and didn’t pay attention, but .eh, still funny tho, just I’m an idiot.

ElBarto,
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You’re gonna get your second Cease and desist letter if you don’t tell us what the fuck you did!

ElBarto,
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Yeah, it puts on a big show about it, I thought it was funny the first few times, but it became an asshole about it, standing up triggered it once.

ElBarto,
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Why the eye tho?

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