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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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ElBarto,
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Hey now, who said you could live on my planet?

ElBarto,
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Fireworkes a slightly cooler than that, at least they flash pretty colours when they terrorize people.

ElBarto,
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Isn’t that in California?

ElBarto,
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HEIL BOLDERDASH9!

ElBarto, (edited )
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Ok, ok, how about this.

Glory to you and your house Bolderdash9.

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ElBarto,
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“what do you mean you don’t service tin cans on a string?!”

ElBarto, (edited )
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There’s a moment when they’re getting interviewed where Trey slips into reality for a second before the acid rolls back in.

Here it is..

ElBarto,
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Hey, at least it’s not the R Kelly trickle down economics.

ElBarto,
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I’ve got the solution!

Not eating!

Never eat a single thing again and you’ll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!

It’s free, easy and you’ll look great as well!

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Yeah, but only because resistance is futile.

ElBarto, (edited )
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Ok, how about Gnu ÷ Linux

ElBarto,
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Well, now I need to see commercial airplane drag racing.

ElBarto,
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🤙

ElBarto,
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˙ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ oפ

ElBarto, (edited )
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Yeah I didn’t notice it till after I posted, should have flipped that bottom image to make the joke work better, but it’s lemmyshitpost so why bother.

ElBarto,
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Plus the moment he made it rain during his Superbowl show whilst playing purple rain.

I don’t care what anyone says, it rained because of prince.

ElBarto,
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Ahhh I see someone else found out what their cheese limit is. I haven’t shit properly since Christmas Eve.

ElBarto,
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Fuck you, I’ll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?

ElBarto,
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Maybe you are drunk!

ElBarto,
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Me reading this comment chain:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cbe09147-63d0-4692-8814-da6541346f1d.jpeg

ElBarto,
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When you sing the handy tune it does.

ElBarto,
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What is the pot for?

That’s to help you get the munchies to eat all the awesome treats you’ll make.

ElBarto,
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Oh I enjoyed it, but she was being a bitch and it made her worse. I’m just glad my nephew called her it and not me lol he’s a cute little cheeky red head, he’s safe.

ElBarto,
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I like that no matter where you go in the world, if you scream out " FROM THE WINDOOOOOWWWWSSS"you 100% get some random finishing that line.

ElBarto,
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D https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/87729f20-b85b-4ce2-8feb-774a9866aec9.jpeg

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/a5307d01-ffa5-4f2d-a942-b79b2298122b.jpeg

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