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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

Pixelfed: @hobo

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ElBarto,
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When you sing the handy tune it does.

ElBarto,
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🤙

ElBarto,
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I’ll be right…

ElBarto,
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Oh I enjoyed it, but she was being a bitch and it made her worse. I’m just glad my nephew called her it and not me lol he’s a cute little cheeky red head, he’s safe.

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My mid 20s niece who lost an argument with my 2 year old great-nephew and spent the rest of Christmas shitty because people (me) kept making fun of her.

ElBarto,
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Some of these AI image things have pretty good sense of humour, they can also be really fucking sassy with you.

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Yeah I didn’t notice it till after I posted, should have flipped that bottom image to make the joke work better, but it’s lemmyshitpost so why bother.

ElBarto,
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👎

ElBarto,
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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9998e22d-97d0-4d7b-a331-7c96b70aeceb.jpeg

ElBarto,
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˙ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ oפ

ElBarto,
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Fuck you, I’ll do what I fucking want to cunt, what you gonna do, stab me?

ElBarto,
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Well, now I need to see commercial airplane drag racing.

ElBarto,
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So is that username pronounced “Ho Mobile” as in a car for hoes or “Homo Bile” as in stomach acid from gay people?

ElBarto,
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Isn’t that in California?

ElBarto, (edited )
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Ok, ok, how about this.

Glory to you and your house Bolderdash9.

ElBarto,
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HEIL BOLDERDASH9!

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“what do you mean you don’t service tin cans on a string?!”

ElBarto,
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Me reading this comment chain:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cbe09147-63d0-4692-8814-da6541346f1d.jpeg

ElBarto,
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Plus the moment he made it rain during his Superbowl show whilst playing purple rain.

I don’t care what anyone says, it rained because of prince.

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I’ve got the solution!

Not eating!

Never eat a single thing again and you’ll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!

It’s free, easy and you’ll look great as well!

ElBarto,
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Cutting ties with my dad, he was a giant angry child who would verbally and mentally abuse me and my mother and other family members.

Haven’t spoken to him in over 5 years and I’ve gotten overall happier and healthier both physically and mentally.

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Maybe you are drunk!

ElBarto,
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What is the pot for?

That’s to help you get the munchies to eat all the awesome treats you’ll make.

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