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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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I often wonder if a civilisation on an other planet would have evolved to make memes.

Are memes a strictly human thing or is it a byproduct of higher intelligence in a being?

What would a meme made on a distant planet even look like?

ElBarto,
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I sing to my dogs all the time, they each have their own songs that get screamed at them and they love it.

ElBarto,
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Nah it seems to work through low effort memes, a highly efficient assassination tool.

ElBarto,
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But how do we know James Cromwell isn’t Jeffrey Combs?

ElBarto,
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It stars James Franco and isn’t very good.

I feel like those 2 things are related.

ElBarto,
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I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.

ElBarto,
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What’s the odds that musk’s mum banged pol pot? I’d go somewhat high considering how much of a Disney villain she looks like.

ElBarto,
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God I hate the idea of that being your last days… Why do people just purposely wander deep into caves?

ElBarto,
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As an entertainment show about tech, it’s a pretty decent show to watch, I wouldn’t use it to base my decisions on, but if you want to hear someone talk about tech stuff in a somewhat entertaining way I’d say give them ago, Linus can be a bit much sometimes but the rest of the crew are alright.

ElBarto,
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Aren’t like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?

ElBarto,
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Me: I work around the entertainment industry.

ElBarto,
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So my protest of NNN by jacking it more than usual is actually healthy? Fuck yeah, ima go get healthy right now!

ElBarto,
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There’s a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.

ElBarto,
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Fuckin Japan, every answer is just 5 new questions.

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You’re lucky your Jad didn’t hear you say that.

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