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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

Pixelfed: @hobo

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ElBarto,
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How long do I have doc?

ElBarto,
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I’m not gonna lie, that choked me up really good, I really needed that at the time.

ElBarto,
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Yeah, but only because resistance is futile.

ElBarto,
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Hey, at least it’s not the R Kelly trickle down economics.

ElBarto,
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Isn’t that in California?

ElBarto, (edited )
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My mid 20s niece who lost an argument with my 2 year old great-nephew and spent the rest of Christmas shitty because people (me) kept making fun of her.

ElBarto,
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Oh I enjoyed it, but she was being a bitch and it made her worse. I’m just glad my nephew called her it and not me lol he’s a cute little cheeky red head, he’s safe.

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Me reading this comment chain:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/cbe09147-63d0-4692-8814-da6541346f1d.jpeg

ElBarto,
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˙ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇᴉʍ oפ

ElBarto,
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Some of these AI image things have pretty good sense of humour, they can also be really fucking sassy with you.

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I’ll be right…

ElBarto,
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Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

ElBarto,
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Wait till you do it when you’re on drugs!

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Makes sense.

ElBarto,
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There’s a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.

ElBarto,
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I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.

ElBarto,
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Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.

ElBarto,
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I always knew Riker had a drinking problem.

ElBarto,
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I played too much red dead, I’m like " I don’t remember a character named Brits.

ElBarto,
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Geordi

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Janeway: look at these weirdos with plants growing out of them, let’s start a civil war between them all, just for fun.

ElBarto,
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You don’t have to put your face… You could put a giant butthole as your profile pic if that’s what you want.

What's an alternative to Spotify that doesn't play you the same fucking songs over and over?

I am in an intense love-hate relationship with Spotify. It makes good mixes for me, I have found a lot of great bands that way. BUT IT KEEPS REGURGITATING THE SAME SONGS IN THERE. I know about Song Radios and Artist Radios, so please don’t recommend those. Smart Shuttle doesn’t cut it, either....

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Spotify: hey remember that song you accidentally pressed like on, you know the one you listened to for 5 seconds? Yeah, that’s gonna be all you’ll listen to now.

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Pffft, we don’t go to the beach…

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The bobs burger porn parody is a piece of cinematic perfection.

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