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ElBarto

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I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

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I want to see this done like an episode of Judge Judy, but it’s some bored king as judge.

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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/20/d7/8e/20d78ebeeb5c059eaba70dc979ab8fa9.gif

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It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

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America: so far…

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Ok, ok, how about this.

Glory to you and your house Bolderdash9.

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🤙

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They also have coyotes that wander into towns, an animal that’s bigger than a large SUV aka the moose.

I live in a country town and I saw a fox walking around for the first time in my life and he looked as confused as to why he was there as was.

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Man, someone needs to make a filter that checks images.

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As an entertainment show about tech, it’s a pretty decent show to watch, I wouldn’t use it to base my decisions on, but if you want to hear someone talk about tech stuff in a somewhat entertaining way I’d say give them ago, Linus can be a bit much sometimes but the rest of the crew are alright.

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Trump: I’m trying to.

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I often wonder if a civilisation on an other planet would have evolved to make memes.

Are memes a strictly human thing or is it a byproduct of higher intelligence in a being?

What would a meme made on a distant planet even look like?

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That company does top notch parody porn.

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Don’t listen to them, look into the mirror! Go on, it’s fun… :)

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Mercator can say whatever it wants, it’s not involved in this discussion.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/edd6c57a-c97d-4e70-96e0-4bc472a0034c.jpeg

Here’s a handy list. I know it’s Reddit but Lemmy uses the same formatting.

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Awww man I miss that purple lil asshole, I used to make him swear all the time when I was a kid.

Plus now I can’t think of that Daisy, Daisy song without hearing his creepy little robotic voice.

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I prefer Action Weather 4, sounds like a wicked 80s action movie, about a retired mercenary turned weatherman who has to come out of retirement to use his new found knowledge of weather patterns to take out his long time nemesis The Storm.

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☝️

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It’s the shame in his face that sells it for me.

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Yes!

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The rest of the world: Wait, Canada and America aren’t the same?

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Per-fucking-fection!

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At least when you pass out in the shower you don’t end up with hypothermia.

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America has had 562 mass shootings this year…

www.gunviolencearchive.org

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Sorry.

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