Evil_Shrubbery

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Evil_Shrubbery,

… everything reminds me of her …

Evil_Shrubbery,

Short for Tuxiodore? Tuxilliansen? Tuxander the Great?

Evil_Shrubbery,

… my ADHD case would be this but using the hurdles to construct a plan guaranteed to achieve best case scenario.

And then not executing the plan bcs of reasons.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Love the mysterious symbols of black speech in dark eldritch runes just floating around (until you actually look at them/deconstruct the thought & discover it’s simplicity).

Evil_Shrubbery,

Where do y’all get sideways eggs tho??

Evil_Shrubbery,

Well, not all of us evil spirits get plucked from the abyss by a chickens butthole/cloaca.

Some of us reincarnate as mere seeds and at some point start farting pure oxygen.

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

I get it … but idk if I want Disney on my mind when thinking about xfce

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

Orgies are just digested sea cucumbers anyway.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Earths Linux biomass is reaching sustainable levels, good.

Evil_Shrubbery,

You mean the Testa Bros? Those are Romans.

Evil_Shrubbery,

You are not my shit admin!

I’ll sudo shit my laptop, close it, and hope the package finds its recipient. (If its dropped, I’ll try again, but with half less shit etc.)

Evil_Shrubbery,

World-building in my case

Evil_Shrubbery,

For now :'(

Evil_Shrubbery,

I mean, I actually did get that impression, quite content too.

Evil_Shrubbery,

For good news like that I would let her keep the change!

Evil_Shrubbery,

Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking

Evil_Shrubbery,

Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.

Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.

But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Why else would I get my phd in memery then?

I was promised a respectable job of a (junior) serial shitposter … Was it all a lie??

Evil_Shrubbery,

Can confirm, this is me.

Evil_Shrubbery,

At this rate Im not surprised if we are all just a bunch of 30 or 40 yo liches … so that we can go to work even after death.

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

Still holding out hope that myself.

I’m proud when I see active protests, unionizing etc, like we finally realized we have nothing to lose but our exploitation.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Oh, this is how we get Future Frieza (DBZ: Dokkan Battle)?

No, this is how we get Mecha Frieza! Or possibly Meta-Coolers! (DBZ: The Return of Cooler)

Evil_Shrubbery,

Imagine the disappointment if you then don’t stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Strogg photos? We have evidence of Quake aliens??

Evil_Shrubbery,

All that sexy energy would distract us from the plot holes!!

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