Evil_Shrubbery

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Evil_Shrubbery,

Viva la FOSS!!

Evil_Shrubbery,

Can confirm, this is me.

Evil_Shrubbery,

I’ll run them both in VMs on my Hanna Montana Linux

Evil_Shrubbery,

If afterlife isn’t just some cruel joke … well, slap me around & call me Phusy Sissy

My PC is hacked

I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

Evil_Shrubbery,

That can’t be right, I don’t think Microsoft is big in maritime fish processing …

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

These are the same people - CIA just outsourced their call center to India & they have to send all gift cards back to the CIA, you just cut out the middleman.

Evil_Shrubbery,

FOSS or die needs to become an enforced law.

Evil_Shrubbery,

He just didn’t know he wanted that.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Instant hug first, question dogs ability to speak (and it’s eyes) later.

Evil_Shrubbery,

I’m in this picture (not god) and for once it doesn’t feel that bad.

Evil_Shrubbery,

And her jacket, so tight & puffy at the same time, love it

Evil_Shrubbery,

I mean, I actually did get that impression, quite content too.

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

Great, with even depression gone I’m now truly all alone.

Evil_Shrubbery,

I love it here, lemmings are such a good niche of humanity!

Evil_Shrubbery,

For good news like that I would let her keep the change!

Evil_Shrubbery,

Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.

Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.

But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Whaaat is love??

Evil_Shrubbery,

Meet the love of your life and then imagine taking

Evil_Shrubbery,

Lul, must be savages migrating from Reddit

Evil_Shrubbery,

That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …

Evil_Shrubbery,

Yeah, they have statistically significant above average slapability ratio as well.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Why else would I get my phd in memery then?

I was promised a respectable job of a (junior) serial shitposter … Was it all a lie??

Evil_Shrubbery,

I don’t even want to hear my conversation, I just have to - but someone else’s, wtf?

It should become socially acceptable to slap their phones, maybe from bottom up for a greater comedic effect.

Evil_Shrubbery,

That’s not really how smol condenser mics work, nor how modern (and also multi-mic) phones process your sound. You don’t even sound better.

That’s just the same thinking as old people shouting in their (digital) phone so the other person ‘can hear them better’.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Don’t hurt me, no more

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