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ICastFist

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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

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Hey everyone, I’m going to choke my snake!

ICastFist,
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Had a Samsung F250L. Neat little phone, decent camera for the time I’ve had it (2008-13). As much as I’d like some dumb phones again, the very least it’d had to have is fucking whatsapp, otherwise i’d be the “incommunicado”. I suspect something running KaiOS would suffice

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Know your audience and whatnot

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Here’s a fun drinking game: one shot each time a new white character appears. Happy coma!

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I shall commit sudoku to atone for my sin

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Which are often lacking. If I want to search for everything except brand X, I have to check the box for every other brand, which is a hassle. If I’m looking for “pirate costume” and I don’t want anything related to One Piece, there’s no checkboxes, or anything, to help me.

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Are we talking penguins that represent different linux distros? Because most sure match “socially awkward” and awesome

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That sounds like a command that could work, sudo KUUUUUUUUUU, the more Us the slower it details the important files being deleted, without allowing you to cancel the command

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Not to mention that it changes the actual results if you decide to use any of its shitty filters or even order by price. Like, if your search result had 4 pages and you order by price, suddenly it’s now 2 pages. My bet is shady assholery to fuck with sellers that aren’t paying enough, much like Amazon

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You mean it isn’t anymore?

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Don’t forget the memes, all of them posted by like 3 different users 😆

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Sorry, bed’s too comfy

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I feel like I should use a gif of the old, 8 pixels tall lemmings’ walk animation as profile pic.

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I post once in a while, but I lack the humoristic ability to make good memes

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I’d like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

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Likewise, many temperatures can be considered “frio pra caralho”, but it’s a phrase one should never utter near a Curitibano

ICastFist,
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Those seasons make little sense here, to be fair. In the midwest, winter is hot and dry, summer is hot and rainy. Autumn and Spring are just inbetweens.

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C’mon, guys, it’s not that ba-

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/18cfdad8-dc0a-4396-9be0-57b25a74db90.png

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If your boss is a man, it’s easy to explain that logically: possibility for multiple women.

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Surround it with the box art of the games it powered so many years ago for extra nostalgia power

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What are you doing that is so crucial to keep a 20+ year old piece of consumer hardware connected to the internet? Honest question

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So, there’s nothing actually crucial, it’s for tinkering. I doubt either the Apple II or the Amiga you linked are going to be secure.

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The stupid idea went forward despite warning from people within the fucking company, no less. All because they wanted to get some of Hoyogames (Genshin and Honkai Impact)'s juicy profits

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I don’t think the international shipping cost will compensate for that.

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