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Just your typical internet guy with questionable humor

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OP, I’ll buy it for eleventy billion and one spiff coins.

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Unless they can somehow tow large pieces of rock or ice into the paths of cargo ships and supertankers, there’s no way they’ll manage to sink those fuckers.

Some of the biggest ships and their sizes

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Could be worse, they could speak into the part you stick to your ear

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So, is 289.8 the magic, double “nice” number?

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I also like the version with the caption: “dreams of a zombie apocalypse - would die running up a flight of stairs”

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I prefer Subspace Emissary

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The human capital specialist will speak to your manager and see you in court

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I love how he somehow manages to get 4 workout days every week by just pushing the start of the week forward in post

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday

Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday

Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday

Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday

Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday

Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday

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In the game’s defense, vaporeon is the game’s most compatible pokemon for human-pokemon breeding

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You forgot the endless popups in the 2000s, which led to every browser integrating a popup blocker since then (and which often fail to stop actual malicious popups, no less)

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To add a bit to that: Greeks and Turks are pretty much physically identical, but one is seen as “whiter” than the other (guess which). The eastern end of the Mediterranean saw all sorts of people from northern Africa and southern Europe because of the ease of sailing across the coast, even with the relative low technology of ships from 3,000+ years ago.

If the jews of today, especially the ones that never left the Levant, are a faithful picture of their ancestors of ~2000 years ago, then it’s not too much of a stretch to assume Jesus could’ve been white, or “white”.

Side note: gotta love (/s) how much importance is still given to skin color. I’d love to see people throwing hex codes around instead of color names. “We don’t like fceadc here!”

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Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Xubuntu, Lubuntu, Tubuntu, Hubuntu, Dubuntu, Pubuntu, Vuduntu, Jubuntu.

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If they’re only checking the stomach, hiding it up your ass would work fine

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Most of the shit will remain down with the salt, as they’re too dense to flow upwards with the water vapor.

Btw, that’s pretty much distilled water, right? While drinkable, it’ll be lacking some needed minerals, no?

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Good to know, I had the misconception that you could only get some never specified minerals from freshwater and that distilled water would leave you mostly thirsty.

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Don’t stall, man

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One thing that helps more than just looking surprised: ask the kid for further details. If it is something you know, you can catch anything they got wrong and ask “is it really like that? i thought it was different!” (keeping your tone in mind is essential, too)

If it’s something you don’t know, they’ll be more than glad to explain. Which can get tiring, but hey, it’s a small price for getting them interested in learning and sharing their knowledge

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Where are all the spooky memes?

They’e been spooped outta here

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The shirt designer failed to use magenta color for the font with a thick neon-yellow shadow. I am disappoint

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What if that lower half isn’t horse, but some other large quadruped that doesn’t sleep standing up?

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Pretty sure that’s just Sheeva from Mortal Kombat

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this whole war is based on religions

Not entirely, there is a lot of geopolitical power struggle there as well. Israel was born as a “western puppet” that soon grew and became “too important to abandon”. Without it, the arab nations would be more likely to ignore whatever the western powers demand, as they’d have a hard time reaching them. With Israel, it’s like a gun’s permanently pointed at them and “any funny business” against them means you also have to deal with USA

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Psshhh, just pull a xitter-musk, you don’t have to pay if you can avoid it!

Leave Texas and other Draconian states and risk getting pulled over for driving pregnant? Nope, just have the pills mailed from California. (www.cbsnews.com)

California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a new law on Wednesday that aims to stop other states from prosecuting doctors and pharmacists who mail abortion pills to patients in places where the procedure is banned. California already has a law protecting doctors who provide abortions from out-of-state judgments.

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Nothing says “freedom and democracy” like being reported by your fucking neighbors for refusing to be “one of us”.

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Domus? Nominative?

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