Karyoplasma

@Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Karyoplasma,

this

Karyoplasma,

To this day, I have never bought something because of an ad. I get the concept of letting people know your product exists, but I know Raid Shadow Legends exists already and I am not interested, so fuck off.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

countable verb

noun

I’m German and I just use whatever sounds better and “Geschicksproblem” would sound even more like you just had a stroke. Also it’s kinda part of the meme to make words as long as possible because it’s funny.

Geschick and Geschicklichkeit are pretty much synonymous. Maybe Geschicklichkeit suggests a bit more that the natural skill is enhanced by technique and training, but that’s it.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

My English is so good, that makes me nobody so quickly after!

Karyoplasma,

tritt

Karyoplasma,

Kleine Schläge fällen große Eichen!

Karyoplasma, (edited )

You can be genuinely convinced that you are speaking the truth and still spew propaganda. It’s all about the manner in which you are presenting your political agenda.

Anecdotal elucidation of this:

Back in 2022, when the Russians invaded Ukraine, there was a neutral sub on reddit called UkraineWarVideoReport. It was a basically a CombatFootage sub to neutrally document the war without the goreporn focus of CombatFootage. Titles were something akin to “Russians take out target in X Region” or “Ukraine defends region Y using Weapon-System-gifted-by-country”. None of this is propaganda.

As the sub grew more and more popular, propaganda started and soon, the sub was just filled with “Ukraine heroes smash Russian Orcs again LOL” or “Russians demolish Ukronazi brigade for good”. Both are propaganda, using loaded words in order to push their view point. Once those propaganda posts got out of hands, I left the sub because no valuable information is to be gained there.

Karyoplasma,

My tinfoil hat theory is that they ship broken updates on purpose to feign how fast and hard they work on fixing them. See, customers, we really care!

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Shell berries.

Karyoplasma,

I’m on the shitter every day.

Karyoplasma,

I stopped playing Dota 2 in 2019, clocked 6500 hours on that game. The only times I had fun was when I player with friends, solo queue was torture.

Karyoplasma,

There was a song from Pearl Jam called Jeremy that had this line:


<span style="color:#323232;">Daddy didn't give affection, no
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
</span><span style="color:#323232;">King Jeremy the wicked
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Oh, ruled his world
</span>

What they meant is that the mother neglected him because she didn’t want to be seen in public with him.

Karyoplasma,

Honestly, I have received stuff in 2 days even without having Prime. They tell you it’s taking a week, but the package arrives much earlier. I don’t really order that much tho, so maybe I just got lucky.

Karyoplasma,

Just don’t comment your code. Problem solved.

Karyoplasma,

I once had a PC with watercooling. It died because I was drinking with a friend and wanted to show it off. So I removed the sidepanel and my drunken self tipped the beer bottle which promptly spilled over the running mainboard. Welp, it was some form of water that killed my PC I guess.

Karyoplasma,

Very nice stick. You even trimmed off the brush so it looks bigger.

Karyoplasma,

You know, I’ve read stories on how money was so worthless after Black Friday that workers transported their wage with a wheelbarrow. How come that nowadays, inflation just means that everything is fucking expensive, but you still get the same jack-shit paycheck?

I’m pretty convinced it’s not inflation that drives up prices, it’s greed.

Karyoplasma,

I dunno, I’ve been called both a tankie and a Nazi here.

Karyoplasma,

Backwards time travel is physically impossible. You would need to travel at truly negative speed to achieve it, but the magnitude of speed is always positive.

Karyoplasma,

I’m Torgue and I’m here to ask you one question and one question only: Explosions?

Karyoplasma,

Cobra effect:

Cobras all over India, so government is like 'bring dead cobra, I gief moni". People are smart and breed cobras in their barn to collect more bounties. Government is like “you cheated, no fair. no more moni for cobra head”. People release all bred cobras into the wild. Result: even more cobras in India.

Karyoplasma,

YT will block them because now they don’t know to drink Mountain Dew™ verification can #3 to prove they watched the ad.

Karyoplasma,

You must be very drunk to mistake the flag of Greece for the one of Finland.

Karyoplasma,

Reddit is a huge circlejerk, there are no debates on the large subreddits. Funnily enough, they all hate the mainstream media, but somehow still hold the very same “brave” opinion that mainstream media outlets are pushing.

Karyoplasma,

There are backpacks with built-in speakers. People use them. Why?

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • localhost
  • All magazines
    •
    Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #