Karyoplasma

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Karyoplasma,

The sauce itself should be quite thick before adding the pasta water. I let my bolognese reduce for at least an hour and a half before starting to boil water for the pasta.

Karyoplasma,

Oily noodles don’t fuse with the sauce that well. If you want olive oil flavor in your dish, add it after tossing the noodles in the sauce.

Karyoplasma,

After cooking the pasta just short of done, many toss them in the sauce pan and let them finish cooking in the sauce for a more even pasta-to-sauce-distribution. Saves you the hassle of portioning your sauce.

Karyoplasma,

Once you are dead, you are so addicted to it that you do nothing else.

Karyoplasma,

It’s less readable on mobile clients because code blocks don’t linebreak automatically. I have to side-scroll your comments to read them in full, so the only feeling I get from your experiment is slight annoyance.

Raw text preserves whitespaces, so if I wanted them, I’d just show that instead. I don’t get it.

Karyoplasma,

When I woke up, I vomitted. Twice. Then I asked for a bread with Nutella.

Karyoplasma,

(if my goofy American units mean anything to you)

I got the idea after reading “24 eggs”. That strongly implies family size.

Karyoplasma,

English makes no sense to begin with. Why do you park in the driveway but drive in the parkway? Why is infinite the opposite of finite but flammable and inflammable are synonymous? Why is the plural of louse lice, the plural of mouse mice, but the plural of house is not hice?

Karyoplasma,

The most unhelpful thing I’ve heard someone say was “life isn’t fair to anyone, so just own it”. Yeah, thanks champ and fuck off.

Karyoplasma,

To be fair, if you do your dishes by hand, the water in the sink also turns into some disgusting sludge after just a few plates.

Karyoplasma,

I sweat when it’s way below 100°F because I haven’t done any sport in quite a while. Checkmate Fahrenheiters.

Karyoplasma,

“Kirk, I am your father.”

Classic goosebump moment.

Karyoplasma,

Should have lined the safe with aluminum foil or something else to deter the signal.

Karyoplasma,

Nimm dir dein Hochwähli ab, Bruder.

Karyoplasma,

This ain’t it.

Karyoplasma,

Rausch*

Empfehle den zweiten Teil. Die Story ist echt gut und Michaela spielt den Flohwalzer auf nem Klavier.

Karyoplasma,

I live 30km from the French border, had 10 years of French in school. I wouldn’t be able order bread.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

“Im Rausch des Orgasmus” is a famous, now vintage, porn series with acclaimed German porn actress Michaela Schaffrath under her stage name Gina Wild. It means something like “The buzz of orgasms”.

Karyoplasma,

IIRC there are infinite token combos and if you are using one, you can just establish the loop and then claim the amount you want, so you don’t have to go through the process a billion times.

Karyoplasma,

youtu.be/EBIsZlV1jHk

This is the one I was thinking of

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Aspirin is bad for your liver as well, especially for kids. It disrupts the electron transport chain in the Krebs cycle which leads to fatty acids not being converted and since they don’t belong into the mitochondria, they are expunged into small deposits in the liver. It’s called microvesicular steatosis, or more commonly called fat liver.

Karyoplasma,

The lab. Nobody uses beaver ass juice anymore.

Karyoplasma,

Better because of the licorice, I suppose.

Karyoplasma,

Did you know that potatoes contain all essential amino acids? They are a really good base for your diet.

Karyoplasma,

Isn’t that a red panda?

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