LetterboxPancake

@LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works

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LetterboxPancake,

Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

I'm looking for a privacy respecting vacuum robot

I’m looking for a vacuum robot preferably under 500€ and with a cleaning station. My main concern is that most robot vacuum providers seem to need to be connected to the internet. Are there any providers that either don’t need that, where I can block the internet connection or any other way not getting a spy in my home?...

LetterboxPancake,

I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

LetterboxPancake,

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

LetterboxPancake,

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

LetterboxPancake,

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.

LetterboxPancake,

Hmmm, sardines…

LetterboxPancake,

Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.


<span style="color:#323232;">/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace. 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic. 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Don't refactor any of this! */
</span>

Is there an app or way to set a start time and end time and totally simulate an automatic sunset with Hue lighting

I want to set a start time and end time and have my Hue lights slowly and very gradually over that timeframe shift from like yellow–> red or even white/blue at the start of the day–> red at end and have it automatically carry that out....

LetterboxPancake,

I have one old Philips whatever they were called lamps that I can’t connect to home assistant. The rest I moved away from the bridge. I think I’ll just let go of that lamp.

LetterboxPancake,

I have that weird shit all the time. Not with self harm exclusively, but for example very graphically imagining how I’d accidently slip and being hit by a truck or something like that.

Turn it off please, I don’t like.

LetterboxPancake,

Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!

LetterboxPancake,

Those candies taste like shit :-|

LetterboxPancake,

I went to therapy as a teenager and now, decades later, I’m a grown man. Explain that, science!

LetterboxPancake,

I was looking for a new car (leasing) and kept checking different for some weeks until I stumbled upon one offer that was 100€ less than any other while being essentially the same (power, space, etc). That was nice and I don’t really care about brands as long as they are somewhat reliable.

LetterboxPancake,

Checksum then? First few characters?

LetterboxPancake,

How many mothers do you have that it makes a real world difference? I’d guess up until 1000 you wouldn’t really notice depending on your hardware. You could cache them as well.

LetterboxPancake,

I like your style. How often have you been cursed at?

LetterboxPancake,

Last week I’ve been laughed at for having written a travel blog a decade ago. Fuck you, blogs are hip again! You’re the boomer!

I don’t mean you, you’re probably cool. I mean my colleague who laughed at me.

LetterboxPancake,

Or make instant travel a killing. Straight to the moon.

LetterboxPancake,

Give us kilt novices tips! Where to start, where to buy, what to buy, shave? Commando? High socks?

LetterboxPancake,

I joked before, but your excellent answer made me seriously consider buying a kilt. I need to find out how the supply situation is here in Germany. Or I’ll ask the seamstress that made my ex wife’s wedding dress, she’s working for the theater in my city as well. Maybe she’d like a challenge.

Thank you 💖

LetterboxPancake,

Remember those Adidas pants you could open on the sides? We called those “Schnellfickerhosen” (Quick/Fast fucker pants) in Germany.

LetterboxPancake,

What if we made a tent out of metal and gave it some wheels?

LetterboxPancake,

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

LetterboxPancake,

I think I should talk to my doc. This is me and I hate it.

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