LetterboxPancake

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LetterboxPancake,

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

LetterboxPancake,

Full of cheese is the best state one can achieve I wanna be full of cheese now!.

LetterboxPancake,

Basically anything I enjoy except cooking. They’re not the biggest tech/photography/software/3d printing/… enthusiasts.

LetterboxPancake,

Never lay your eyes on spring boot then.


<span style="color:#323232;">/* This works because there's a bean with a specific name and a 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">specific dependency that doesn't even share the same namespace. 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I don't know what it does, I think it's dark magic. 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Don't refactor any of this! */
</span>
LetterboxPancake,

Hmmm, sardines…

LetterboxPancake,

I have that weird shit all the time. Not with self harm exclusively, but for example very graphically imagining how I’d accidently slip and being hit by a truck or something like that.

Turn it off please, I don’t like.

LetterboxPancake,

Yeah thanks. You just made the top spot on my naughty list. No presents from me, pal!

LetterboxPancake,

Those candies taste like shit :-|

LetterboxPancake,

I went to therapy as a teenager and now, decades later, I’m a grown man. Explain that, science!

LetterboxPancake,

I was looking for a new car (leasing) and kept checking different for some weeks until I stumbled upon one offer that was 100€ less than any other while being essentially the same (power, space, etc). That was nice and I don’t really care about brands as long as they are somewhat reliable.

LetterboxPancake,

Checksum then? First few characters?

LetterboxPancake,

I like your style. How often have you been cursed at?

LetterboxPancake,

Last week I’ve been laughed at for having written a travel blog a decade ago. Fuck you, blogs are hip again! You’re the boomer!

I don’t mean you, you’re probably cool. I mean my colleague who laughed at me.

LetterboxPancake,

Or make instant travel a killing. Straight to the moon.

LetterboxPancake,

I joked before, but your excellent answer made me seriously consider buying a kilt. I need to find out how the supply situation is here in Germany. Or I’ll ask the seamstress that made my ex wife’s wedding dress, she’s working for the theater in my city as well. Maybe she’d like a challenge.

Thank you 💖

LetterboxPancake,

Give us kilt novices tips! Where to start, where to buy, what to buy, shave? Commando? High socks?

LetterboxPancake,

What if we made a tent out of metal and gave it some wheels?

LetterboxPancake,

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

LetterboxPancake,

I blocked both in the meantime.

Ihr Fischköpfe geht mir auf die Rückenflosse.

LetterboxPancake,

Americans get up early, cover France in towels.

Checkmate.

LetterboxPancake, (edited )

You did a great job then. The horizontal alignment is awful

Edit: I meant vertical, but I got distracted and I’m and idiot as well.

LetterboxPancake,

On top of that, she’s an idiot

LetterboxPancake,

I speak the black language myself but I have no clue what the duck happened with all those memes.

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