Lexam

@Lexam@lemmy.ca

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Lexam,

Locked down our USB ports. We work on network equipment that we have to use the USB port to log in to locally.

Lexam,

Letting that many foreigners into North Korea would be a PR disaster for the Country.

Lexam,

Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.

Lexam,

“I’m 1/16th Cherokee”

Lexam,

No it’s just some bullshit white people tell themselves.

Lexam,

Every porn I have ever watched.

Lexam,

There’s got to be some conditions. How else do I control the people?

Lexam,

Bought water cooler when I built it. That was five years ago. No problems so far.

Lexam,

And there is a lot of weather!

Lexam,

Visited his grave once. It’s really nice.

Lexam,

You see they want to be eaten.

Lexam,

This has been proven untrue. A frog will jump out of a pan of boiling water. Which has also proved that we are dumber than frogs.

Lexam,

Come down and join us. Yes join us.

Lexam,

Moccamaster, this is the way.

Lexam,

If you are the third child you raise yourself. And don’t expect too many baby pictures.

Lexam,

I don’t think that would be game breaking at all.

Lexam,

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.

Lexam,

Now go watch this.

m.imdb.com/title/tt0227984/?ref_=tt_mv_close

Lexam,

Damn it monitor is broke again.

Lexam,

Certain words over time become offensive and should no longer be used. I would ask you not to use the term “shareholders” I don’t believe it is appropriate. Try other terms that are more accurate and less offensive. For example “slave holders”, “Evil bastards”, or “Fucking capitalists scum ruining the world for everyone”.

Lexam,

My name is Lola Skumpy and I like totally approve this!

Lexam,

So I get kidney and bacon?

Lexam,

That’s a fucking moopsy! Run! Fucking run!

Lexam,

Pretty sure that is true anywhere.

Lexam,

It’s kinda what you have to do.

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