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Mouselemming, to memes in Presidential fitness test

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

Mouselemming, to piracy in Amazon clearly lying about "ownership" on Prime.

Wait, you mean I don’t actually own Jason Momoa now? What about my kingdom, do I still own that? (It’s hard to tell, since it’s lost.)

Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

All good, but it’s gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables…

Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

Bride is technically a monster but never harmed anyone, unless you count hurting Frank Jr’s feelings by recoiling from him in horror.

Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

Little girl in her new red hood goes to the forest, meets a wolf, tames him and brings him to be Grandma’s guard dog.

Mouselemming, (edited ) to memes in The joys of parenthood

“Mommy I fwowed up”

“Kitty pooped in my bed”

"I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)

“By dose is bleedig”

“Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces)

These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.

Mouselemming, to memes in The joys of parenthood

Usually followed by something involving bodily fluids…

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

Besides everything else, Martin Luther King gave us a sorely-needed January holiday. If you want to do it right, make plans to do something selfless that day. It might even lead to you continuing to do that thing or work with that group, and exercise those human kindness muscles, developing the content of your character. Or it might just be the once, and that’s okay. Or maybe the best you can muster is to raise a glass and thank Martin for the 3-day weekend. It’s still something to get your head past this slump. By Groundhog Day you’ll be seeing that little bit more daylight that brings hope.

Mouselemming, to memes in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

The great thing about skirts is that they can be breezy even when they’re long! So if you’re not comfortable with everyone looking at your legs, or can’t be bothered trying to sit without showing your crotch, get a nice sweepy skirt that comes to your ankles and Stride! Sprawl! Swagger and Swash! Shwing!

Mouselemming, (edited ) to asklemmy in Question for legal folks: Travel based abortion restrictions

California is a lovely state with many reasons to visit. If a person who happens to be pregnant comes to Los Angeles, she could go camping, skiing, surfing, tour stars’ homes or Disneyland or Hogwarts… And she could get a safe legal abortion. Or the pregnancy could spontaneously miscarry in a hotel room or on the side of a mountain, who knows?

When she goes home no longer pregnant, it’s nobody’s fucking business.

Or she could not go home, and start a new life in a place that respects her.

Edit: feel free to go back and change all the "she"s to "they"s because a pregnant trans man would deserve all the same rights and safe medical care.

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in What could my upstairs neighbor possibly be doing to make this much noise?

Obviously their Roomba wears wooden shoes.

Mouselemming, to risa in It's Jeffery Combs. It's always Jeffery Combs.

Aktually, it’s never Jeffery Combs.

It’s often Jeffrey Combs, however.

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in Short(er) people of Lemmy--what are some lifehacks you figured out that've helped you out?

I have a nice aluminum stepladder. I discovered the handiest place to store it is behind the living room curtain. Much easier than in a closet. And much safer than climbing on chairs!

Mouselemming, to lemmyshitpost in Dog

Fwiw, Weiner dogs can be pretty ferocious

Mouselemming, to asklemmy in What companies have made your blacklist?

I only have PayPal linked to a credit card, so I can always pit that ruthless company against them, I guess. But it does sour me on them if that’s how they treat their merchants

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