Mouselemming

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Mouselemming,

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

Amazon clearly lying about "ownership" on Prime. (lemmy.world)

You all remember just a few weeks ago when Sony ripped away a bunch of movies and TV shows people “owned”? This ad is on Amazon. You can’t “own” it on Prime. You can just access it until they lose the license. How can they get away with lying like this?

Mouselemming,

Wait, you mean I don’t actually own Jason Momoa now? What about my kingdom, do I still own that? (It’s hard to tell, since it’s lost.)

Mouselemming,

All good, but it’s gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables…

Mouselemming,

Little girl in her new red hood goes to the forest, meets a wolf, tames him and brings him to be Grandma’s guard dog.

Mouselemming,

Bride is technically a monster but never harmed anyone, unless you count hurting Frank Jr’s feelings by recoiling from him in horror.

Mouselemming,

Usually followed by something involving bodily fluids…

Mouselemming, (edited )

“Mommy I fwowed up”

“Kitty pooped in my bed”

"I fink I’m gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)

“By dose is bleedig”

“Bomby - ACHOO!” (snot all over both our faces)

These are a few of my own experiences with my kids’ bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.

The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

like, it’s still dark at 5pm, there are barely any sports on, still bitterly cold and austere and it hurts to go outside, but you’re not even looking forward to christmas or the new year. the new year is here, and it’s largely the same as last year. except you’re getting older.

Mouselemming,

Besides everything else, Martin Luther King gave us a sorely-needed January holiday. If you want to do it right, make plans to do something selfless that day. It might even lead to you continuing to do that thing or work with that group, and exercise those human kindness muscles, developing the content of your character. Or it might just be the once, and that’s okay. Or maybe the best you can muster is to raise a glass and thank Martin for the 3-day weekend. It’s still something to get your head past this slump. By Groundhog Day you’ll be seeing that little bit more daylight that brings hope.

Mouselemming,

The great thing about skirts is that they can be breezy even when they’re long! So if you’re not comfortable with everyone looking at your legs, or can’t be bothered trying to sit without showing your crotch, get a nice sweepy skirt that comes to your ankles and Stride! Sprawl! Swagger and Swash! Shwing!

Question for legal folks: Travel based abortion restrictions

Texas and I believe a few other states have passed anti-abortion laws that attempt to cover people leaving their states to seek safe and legal abortions. The ones I’m familiar with (as I recall) applied to things like traveling on state-owned roads to seek an abortion out of state....

Mouselemming, (edited )

California is a lovely state with many reasons to visit. If a person who happens to be pregnant comes to Los Angeles, she could go camping, skiing, surfing, tour stars’ homes or Disneyland or Hogwarts… And she could get a safe legal abortion. Or the pregnancy could spontaneously miscarry in a hotel room or on the side of a mountain, who knows?

When she goes home no longer pregnant, it’s nobody’s fucking business.

Or she could not go home, and start a new life in a place that respects her.

Edit: feel free to go back and change all the "she"s to "they"s because a pregnant trans man would deserve all the same rights and safe medical care.

Mouselemming,

Obviously their Roomba wears wooden shoes.

Mouselemming,

Aktually, it’s never Jeffery Combs.

It’s often Jeffrey Combs, however.

Mouselemming,

I have a nice aluminum stepladder. I discovered the handiest place to store it is behind the living room curtain. Much easier than in a closet. And much safer than climbing on chairs!

Mouselemming,

Fwiw, Weiner dogs can be pretty ferocious

Mouselemming,

Tell me about PayPal?

Mouselemming,

I only have PayPal linked to a credit card, so I can always pit that ruthless company against them, I guess. But it does sour me on them if that’s how they treat their merchants

Mouselemming,

If you mean the mail slot, it’s perhaps old-fashioned, since it’s a security weakness.

I remember seeing an old movie where a family kept the house key on a string just inside, so when the kid got home from school they could reach in, get the key, and unlock the door (parents were at work).

And a couple where someone put fire or explosives through the slot.

Mouselemming,

Not sure how he’s getting that spoonful of Acacia-Os to his mouth, but it’s a funny one.

Mouselemming,

Yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Mouselemming,

If you don’t recognize him, you need to watch One Foot In The Grave. It’s on BritBox, maybe elsewhere as well.

Mouselemming,

Pick up a box on sale and put it in the cupboard. It’s a useful base for some chicken pieces, or to make some vegetables into a casserole. Excellent with mushrooms. (Take into account the liquid that will be released by the cooking veggies, or else saute them first, before mixing with the stuffing)

This year, instead of a whole bird, I made Turkey Balls using 2 lbs ground turkey, 2 raw eggs, stuffing mix, then sauteed onion, celery, apple, mushrooms, (let cool before adding) Chardonnay, and cool broth. I added the usual spices, keeping in mind there’s already some in the stuffing. I piled them in a lidded casserole, but you can also bake them on a sheet pan and serve with dips.

Mouselemming,

Plus there’s the opportunity for jokes

Mouselemming,

No, I’m cheerful, I just can’t figure out what they were trying for that landed them on bequeath.

Mouselemming, (edited )

It does make it funnier! But if you have any idea what (less funny and interesting I’m sure) word you were fishing for, it would ease my tiny mind.

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