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“They asked me if I knew the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I said I had a Secret Krabby Formula for a patty. They said ahoy, matey!”

Poggervania,
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You stop seeding because you are selfish.

I stop seeding because I am selfish.

We are the same.

Poggervania, (edited )
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You haven’t said “2024 will be the year” because you’re thinking life will be depressing from here on out and nothing will improve.

I haven’t said “2024 will be the year” because it’s always “the year” for me regardless of what I say or don’t say.

We are not the same.

Poggervania,
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She might be retired, but I’ll never retire beating my meat to her.

Poggervania,
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Bullshit, Verizon isn’t a victim at all - they fucked up, they should own up to their mistake instead of trying to go “me too!” to a situation where a stalker harassed their customer and their family after giving said stalker the customer’s personal information.

Poggervania,
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I think Disco Elysium said it best:

One may dye their hair green and wear their grandma's coat all they want. Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would critique capital end up reinforcing it instead…

So you’ve effectively done what they wanted OP - and I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be some lowkey marketing effort or something tbh.

Poggervania,
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Easy answer OP: none.

Don’t wear pants, let your legs breathe freely.

Poggervania,
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By textbook definition, we can consider stuff like Gorillaz, Linkin Park, and Panic! At The Disco as “retro” if the song or album came out 15-20 years ago.

Poggervania,
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And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

Poggervania,
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False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

Poggervania,
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Fun fact: every 1 in 2 people make up 50% of the world population.

Poggervania,
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That’s when you move diagonally behind her and whisper “I’m gonna en passant you” as she crumbles to dust from being en passant’d

Poggervania,
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Holy fuck, you have made my sides go into orbit

Thank you for this gift

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Next thing you know, Elongated Muskrat will change its profile pic to wearing a fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, and a katana - everything all black, of course. Then they’ll play some shit like Bury the Light on their next Xitter post saying some real “psshh…. nuthin personnel, kidd…” kind of stuff.

Poggervania,
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I wonder how the hacker known as 4chan is doing nowadays

Poggervania,
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Honestly I'd take the "we are alone" route, Chrysalids and Floaters from XCOM can go fuck themselves.

Poggervania,
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Cars are one of the things that actually empowers individuals to live their individualized lives.

So if I’m forced to live in my car or forced to use it because I would otherwise most likely be run over if I was riding a bike or the distance is too far for walking and I can’t catch public transit to my destination, am I empowered? Having a choice of how I want to get to places is empowering, not “oh I’ll guess I’ll go in my car”. I can see the argument for living in a car, but I also know that people sometimes make that choice because it is literally cheaper to buy and re-do a car so they can live in it rather than renting in some areas.

Cars are, and honestly should be treated as, a luxury good. It’s fun to drive around some routes form time-to-time, but I’d much rather bike or ride public transit to places rather than drive.

Poggervania,
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The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

Poggervania,
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just put the ice directly on the motherboard, ez pz cooling

Poggervania,
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Alternatively

Computer says to press any key

I press my car keys

mfw nothing happens

Poggervania,
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Nah kids, don’t listen to this guy - OP is talking about his girlfriend’s huge badonkadonkers and how much he appreciates boobies.

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How fucking DARE you. People should be forced to learn how to compile their OS, like Gentoo allows, and then have it crash and burn in front of everybody in social studies when you have to present your LibreOffice presentation about why Teddy Roosevelt was objectively the best president and spent a lot of time on making a slide with Abe the soyjack and Teddy the chad.

/s in case somebody needs it

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