Resistentialism

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Resistentialism,

I’m using this opportunity to give the cute girl who comes into my work place my phone number.

Resistentialism,

Hell, even 13-15 year olds are looking much older. I genuinely saw one in normal clothes, took a guess based on her being around maybe 20. Saw her a day later in school uniform. And only under 16’s wear them.

Really did make me realise I am shit at age guessing.

Resistentialism,

You’ve never seen my arsehole after a night with a goth girl.

Why am I like this

Resistentialism,

“I’m flirting with you,”

“Why? Don’t lie to me.” Whilst I’m making a mental list of absolutely everything why that’s complete bollocks

Resistentialism,

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

Resistentialism,

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

Resistentialism,

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

Resistentialism,

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

Resistentialism,

There’s significantly less chance of getting fucked for life if yiu actually wear proper safety gear. Doesn’t stop the danger of others, though. But it can lower damage.

Resistentialism,

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

Resistentialism, (edited )

Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

spoilerShe’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

Resistentialism,

Then, we need like thousands of actual skilled hackers to find every tiny security floor.

Maybe see what can be done. Like, maybe, coyod it trigger pain? Maybe sleep paralysis?

I mean. It’s all electricity, right? Ooh, maybe see if it can be over locked yo a point where it burns out.

Resistentialism,

Does windows privacy dashboard interfer with like game anti cheat software? And other gaming related shit?

Resistentialism,

Brilliant. Thank you.

Resistentialism,

Have you got any idea if ghost spectre fucks woth how games and anticheats work?

Resistentialism,

Is it the one that ends with .jp?

Resistentialism,

You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub

Resistentialism,

Yes, mummy.

Resistentialism,

Well, at least you didn’t really like the Adidas Predator’s.

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