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Resistentialism, to memes in My cousin said the gas savings for a prius and a motorcycle were the same.

Holy shit, thank you so much.

Resistentialism, to memes in My cousin said the gas savings for a prius and a motorcycle were the same.

Can you link the community?

Resistentialism, to privacyguides in UK proposes selfie-based, AI age verification system for porn sites

Hell, even 13-15 year olds are looking much older. I genuinely saw one in normal clothes, took a guess based on her being around maybe 20. Saw her a day later in school uniform. And only under 16’s wear them.

Really did make me realise I am shit at age guessing.

Resistentialism, to memes in Aku Aku at the beach

I’m using this opportunity to give the cute girl who comes into my work place my phone number.

Resistentialism, to science_memes in bro pls

You’ve never seen my arsehole after a night with a goth girl.

Why am I like this

Resistentialism, to memes in You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

Resistentialism, to memes in You also found them really attractive too

“I’m flirting with you,”

“Why? Don’t lie to me.” Whilst I’m making a mental list of absolutely everything why that’s complete bollocks

Resistentialism, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

Resistentialism, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

Resistentialism, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

Resistentialism, to privacyguides in It seems Gen Z is just fine with parents knowing where they are all the time

There’s significantly less chance of getting fucked for life if yiu actually wear proper safety gear. Doesn’t stop the danger of others, though. But it can lower damage.

Resistentialism, to piracy in The Bypass Paywalls Clean extension for Firefox

I love you too

Resistentialism, to piracy in The Bypass Paywalls Clean extension for Firefox

Find me someone who’ll love me.

Resistentialism, (edited ) to memes in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

spoilerShe’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

Resistentialism, to memes in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

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