TheOctonaut

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TheOctonaut,

Yeah, I wish someone released software to my exact requirements out of spite. They can release it out of race hate if they like

TheOctonaut,

Every time I see a photo myself from 5 or more years ago I wonder how I could have thought back then that I was fat and old.

This sounds like self-love. It is not.

TheOctonaut,

Holy shit I’m suddenly glad it was the weird country music thing

TheOctonaut,

My friend, what cursed mashup of Neighbours and Heartbeat are you watching?

Neighbours m.imdb.com/title/tt0088580/

Heartbeat m.imdb.com/title/tt0101114/

TheOctonaut,

Don’t break my heart, my achy spacey heart

TheOctonaut, (edited )

Are you… Rubbing the phone on your face?!

TheOctonaut,

Why sit next to someone not watching the movie while they watch the movie and actively interrupt them watching the movie?

TheOctonaut,

I’m sorry none of that has anything to do with ADHD. If anything ADHD is great for helping make connections from disparate sources as, for better or for worse, 15 things pass through your brain every second. And as someone with ADHD, trying to talk to me during a movie is incredibly annoying, because I’m either hyperfocused on the movie or working very hard to focus on it. If I’m not focused on it, I probably don’t care about it very much, so I’m not going to be asking questions to try to keep up.

All of this sounds like your sister has made “ask questions” part of her “try very hard to focus” routine but that is her quirk, not an ADHD trait. I can only imagine nobody has annoyed her in this way so hasn’t thought about it.

TheOctonaut,

Sounds like your wife is having an affair with carbon monoxide

TheOctonaut,

So, uh, you guys just invented image macros again. Huh.

TheOctonaut,

French and Portuguese are similar enough that you could make out what someone is saying.

Also, Star Trek is in English

TheOctonaut,

“what did humans do to deserve dogs”

We fed them scraps, bones, and unwanted infants for thousands of years until they forgot that a bunch of them could just eat us

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