bleistift2

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bleistift2,

What would you recommend for solving people? Does a household base like NaOH suffice?

bleistift2,

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/7d5b5e30-6850-475a-829b-c604c8d7ce75.png

bleistift2,

Lol. The website doesn’t even let me log in because the form doesn’t recognize that I fucking passed the bot check.

I can’t fathom why everything is on discord nowadays. It’s garbage software.

bleistift2,

I find microwave ovens quite perfect for cooking mixed vegetables. What makes them terrible in your opinion?

bleistift2,

When you return to Lemmy and there are no new posts because you left 10 seconds ago.

bleistift2,

I think you might be the only person on Earth doing that.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

bleistift2,

Remember, kids, not to ever compute dates yourselves. Use a library for that.

bleistift2,

How do you delete data that’s already transferred to their servers while you visit the page? You don’t need a cookie to uniquely identify a user.

www.amiunique.org/fingerprint

bleistift2,

Wee call cnof the massegez thart a3e dent thif waz.

bleistift2,

Adolescents don’t like being told what to do? I’m shocked!

bleistift2,

needed to be removed or rewritten

Literally any developer can tell you that. It doesn’t even matter what codebase we’re talking about. It always needs to be rewritten.

bleistift2,

Disney would never have allowed Kirk to kiss Uhura.

bleistift2,

Frequent flyer?

bleistift2,

Noodles are […] made into a variety of shapes.

bleistift2,

Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle

How are these not noodles?

bleistift2,

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/20fc6441-7b06-48f2-836f-ea378fd399ef.png

Meme transcription: A man tapping his forehead. Top text: Infinite number of numbers. Bottom text: Only 26 letters.

bleistift2,

How often have you followed a reference?

bleistift2,

Isn’t it only one backslash?

bleistift2,

I skimmed the headline.

bleistift2,

One of my colleagues once told us about their father’s slipper, which could ever fly around corners. :D

bleistift2,

Fishes

I know, nitpicky and foreign learner and yadda yadda. Still “fishes”

bleistift2,

I once looked at the game, but all I saw were bugs…

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