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bobs_monkey,

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs

Honestly that’s a 50/50 shot between fierce and dead fish. I have proclivity for crazy, and a good half the time it’s all for show and a real disappointment at game time. That all said, always test drive the car before signing the paperwork.

bobs_monkey,

Boston: Carrie carried her car keys in her khakis.

bobs_monkey,

It’s also 10x easier to achieve IP67 water resistance with the battery sealed off. Having a removable battery would require more engineering contrary to shareholders’ wishes.

bobs_monkey,

Sounds like you need two oysters

I'm getting doxxed by a troll

I got doxxed by a troll on a forum , the troll posted my real full name and school including my grade level , pics of a Facebook account which the troll thinks it’s me but isn’t because I don’t have any mainstream socials. The troll keeps pasting my name and pics from the Facebook profile everywhere on the forum, what do I...

bobs_monkey, (edited )

I don’t mean to be a dick, but if a troll is able to pass your information out, you need to adhere to better personal information security practices.

bobs_monkey,

it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

I think that’s kind of the point. There was an article a while back that said the CCP/Bytedance intentionally serve up braindead content to everywhere outside China, while promoting educational and uplifting content at home.

bobs_monkey,

No kidding. I just find it ironic that the generation that kept saying “TV will rot your brain” is now completely consumed by social media.

bobs_monkey,

Go back for seconds, thirds, fourths…

bobs_monkey, (edited )

I’ll never understand why fans are die hard loyal to franchises that screw them at every possible opportunity.

Because for many people it is a core part of their identity, without which they wouldn’t have much outside of work and sleep

bobs_monkey,

Anyone able to clue me in to who the dude on the far right in the blue is supposed to be?

bobs_monkey,

Yeah but I’ll be the parlor wigs were a bit off-putting

bobs_monkey,

The power of bacon compels you

bobs_monkey,

That’s a quite sizable dumper-stopper

bobs_monkey,

Indeed. The thing that threw me off there was that I’d imagine the increased water pressure in that room immediately flood the u-bend on the toilet, given that toilets flush when more water is added to the bowl.

bobs_monkey,

Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

bobs_monkey,

Those bottles were glass back in the day

bobs_monkey, (edited )

Lol, anyone who thinks that by paying for Meta products is going to get privacy is delusional. You just won’t see ads. You’ll still see plenty of sponsored content, and your information/“advertising profile” will be sold.

The amount of trust people have in billionaires is too damn high.

bobs_monkey,

I just need to check inside ya asshole

bobs_monkey,

Yup. They think Daddy Trump is going lock up all the liberals and create a facist conservative paradise.

bobs_monkey,

They’re doing the same thing with sauces and broths. Assholes.

bobs_monkey,

Pro tip: don’t do this.

bobs_monkey,

On the internet, nobody suspects you’re a rat

bobs_monkey,

The gal that recruited and ran girls under Epstein’s racket had a book of clients that turned up in evidence, and naturally the government isn’t going after a single one of them because they’re “special” aka rich and powerful

bobs_monkey, (edited )

-20 social credit

Edit: damn some of y’all need a hug

bobs_monkey,

Velcro > zip ties

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