crystalmerchant

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crystalmerchant,

so much this!

crystalmerchant,

lol forgot about fucking KONY

wonder what that ol’ fella is up to these days!

(is he dead? he’s dead isn’t he?)

crystalmerchant,

TIL revenue can be measured in ounces, neat-o

crystalmerchant,

where are y’all hearing the mau numbers anyways?

Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)

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crystalmerchant,

the smoker has an app? Who gives a shit about a smoker for an app…

crystalmerchant,

I don’t like you

crystalmerchant,

If this is true, then 97.5 million cm = ~600 miles. Or, 0.25% of the distance to the moon…a small difference.

crystalmerchant,

Lmaooo this just happened to me the other day. Drove me nuts

crystalmerchant,

The Dollop Tech Won’t Save Us Citations Needed Pod Save The World Behind The Bastards Stuff You Should Know

crystalmerchant,

Oh, I get it!*

*No I don’t

crystalmerchant, (edited )

I am exmormon and I see my bitch SIL in this comment and I don’t like it one leetle bit.

And guess which family is planning next year’s family reunion? And guess where they’re going to have it?

crystalmerchant,

I don’t get it pls halp

crystalmerchant,

Everyone in the world is dead next question

crystalmerchant,

Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline

crystalmerchant,

Won’t somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers

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    As they always always always do. Acts of violence are inevitably used to justify growing the security and surveillance apparatus

    What are some of the stranger adaptations/adjustments to corporate culture you've noticed, and imagine emerging?

    By corporate culture I mean like what you see with GoogleYouTube/MetaFacebook/etc. to accommodate advertisers and influence people to engage and acknowledge adverts. In turn, by adapt/adjust I mean how some people bleep curses out like fuck/shit/etc., say unalive instead of commit suicide/kill oneself, and make notorious video...

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