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grayman, to memes in O.O

Paying for something someone wants isn’t the same as a surprise gift.

A parent buying a pet for their kids is actually a parent buying a pet for themselves; the parents very well know the pet is ultimately their responsibility.

I don’t think anyone is saying to not do those things. It’s the surprise of a pet that is heinous.

grayman, to memes in Pizza delivery

I was robbed a lot when I delivered pizza.

grayman, to memes in Pragernant

Less than that. There are more women than men and some men have less than 2.

grayman, to memes in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

The channel viewership is 99.999% overweight to obese older white women. This is functionally their porn.

grayman, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

I recently discovered black pepper. It truly can make things spicey. But table ground? Ha!

I know someone allergic to capsaicin. I’ve seen him eat the mildest salsa and turn red. He also sweats to black pepper. Maybe your father has a similar allergy.

grayman, to memes in Shut. The fuck. Up.

Like from yapping? Shut up and watch the movie.

grayman, to memes in Iced

and thus

Not enough people use thus. It’s a good word.

grayman, to memes in ummm not this time...

BBQ place I go to asks for tips at the checkout counter where you order food and pay. Then you get a number. They bring your food out and bus the table when you’re done. But that’s it. You get your own drink, condiments, cutlery.

I cannot for the life of me figure out why I would tip before any service is rendered and there’s no way to tip after.

grayman, to memes in On culinary crimes

I’m allergic to pineapple. I put habenero hot sauce on my mac. There’s zero chance I’m adding raisins.

grayman, to historyporn in South African diamond miner being x-rayed at the end of his shift to prevent theft, 1954

This is pretty far down the list as far as reasons to not buy diamonds. They’re not rare. They’re not special. It’s a rock with limited industrial use.

For added context, they’re still cutting the hands and feet off of dependents (including children) of miners to ensure they work hard.

grayman, to memes in Sh*t Gold .

You can squeeze the water out of elephant crap and drink it. Humans figured out fermentation a long time ago. This isn’t too much of a stretch given humans also know that animal poop is usable in other ways agriculturally.

grayman, to risa in Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

grayman, to fuck_cars in The world's 280 million electric bikes and mopeds are cutting demand for oil far more than electric cars

The average number of legs per human is less than 2.

grayman, to privacy in Cops Used DNA to Predict a Suspect’s Face—and Tried to Run Facial Recognition on It

Modern phrenology.

grayman, to memes in The Suffering

Pee? Poop and wipe? How’s he get those tight leather clothes on/off? (Apparently not at all.) Does he require food? He does appear to eat. If not. What’s his energy source? This movie left me with so many questions, including the ball scratching.

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