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ininewcrow

@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca

Indigenous Canadian from northern Ontario. Believe in equality, Indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBTQ+, women’s rights and do not support war of any kind.

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This is a character inside everyone and it’s like a level boss … the more years pass, the bigger the pain level boss … you can easily beat the early bosses but eventually they get harder and harder to fight until eventually the pain boss kills you.

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Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again

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As funny as this is … there is an actual viral photo and video of someone doing this in real life.

It’s another example of how screwed we are as a species.

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That looks like the anti-rape device they built for women in South Africa

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Modern warfare and politics in a nutshell … GYAAAAAAA!!!

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It’s official … you suck

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The challenge would be to continuously swallow the sausage line whole so that you could have the entire length inside of you unbroken.

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Aww … come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon

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Once the stove exhausts most of it’s hydrogen fuel, the stove will enter it’s Red Giant phase and grow to the size of a small car.

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That is a beautiful Shitpost

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After the wall of common sense … people’s hopes and ideas usually just die by falling off the ‘cliff of reality’

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On a road trip through Ontario one year we met a couple of teenagers at a country gas station near Ottawa with pupils in the shape of a cat … a vertical almond shape. I freaked out when I saw the girl first and jumped back. She was used to the reaction and said she just looked like that and it wasn’t a trick. She then said her brother had the same thing and he came to see us.

This was about 25 years ago before novelty contact lenses were around … they may have been around but I had never heard of them at the time.

It’s a weird thing to see just these tiny differences to the human anatomy … it immediately makes you think that something is wrong or not right. It makes you realize just how easily prejudices are born.

The two people were really nice small town people and we had a good conversation and we even left them a tip before we never saw them again.

Then again that is the special thing about differences though … I’ve seen so many 'normal looking" people in my life and none of them stand out, but I can still picture these two and I’ll never forget them.

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Don’t worry, after this scan, we’ll be able to see what’s wrong with your bones.

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Lol … they all have laxatives

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I was fine with memes over the past few years … sure they are a quick dopamine hit that make you laugh or think

But now when my friends send me tiktok videos … especially when someone has been watching these video streams for hours or days … they start sending out the most random, inane, mindless content … it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

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LPT … push one of these around Home Depot to look like you know what you’re doing … even if you just came into the store to use the toilet.

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That third panel should be

“NOW WE CAN MAKE MONEY AND I CAN GET A JOB BECAUSE OF WAR!!”

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We are just skeletons wrapped in meat operated by electricity

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When the world mentions the word ‘Democracy’ … everyone thinks of ‘Democracy’

When the US mentions the word ‘Democracy’ … it means invasion, war, bombs and death

In America, the word ‘democracy’ has lost all meaning

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No one ever gets the point until people start getting beaten, threatened, wounded, maimed or killed. They’ll keep arguing the details until there is an authoritarian government telling you what you can or can’t do or say.

Then everyone stands around wondering how it all happened.

Most regular people I know just want to live life and not really bother with anyone else in a negative way … in fact most people I’ve ever known would do something good for the other person if it meant it would help. Most people are just good and have a very good nature.

It’s the psychotic few billionaires and millionaires out there that want a world with authoritarian fascist government in power because it means those wealthy few get to keep all their money and if they do get their way, they can exponentially grow the wealth they already have. It’s all about money and power.

It’s all about a handful of morons who aren’t aware of their finite life that believe they can become temporary rulers of the world.

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It would be better if they attached that to some warp nacelles

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What the fuck did I just read

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Christians: … nah … I’ll stick to my guy beaten, bloodied and bleeding hanging off a tree

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