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lingh0e, to programmer_humor in Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

A police officer being unable to think in such a fashion is exactly why no one could solve the see-saw riddle on Brooklyn 99.

lingh0e, to memes in What a feeling

Once I was walking out of a Target. I passed by a woman and her maybe 6 or 7 year year old kid just in time to hear the kid say “mommy that guy creeps me out”.

Thanks to three concussions before age 5… and my entire 20’s being spent in a drug haze… my memory is pretty shot. But I remember that encounter as clear as day.

I’m sure I’ve received a few honest to goodness unsolicited compliments, but they don’t stick in my mind as much as the derision.

lingh0e, to memes in Not inaccurate

You don’t know many actual working cooks, do you?

lingh0e, to linuxmemes in Hot take

It’s like learning how to interact with Lemmy, and then deciding which app you want to use to interact with it.

lingh0e, to memes in Not inaccurate

He’s literally training to play a professional wrestler in this picture. Starring alongside Zach Efron, who got even more swole.

lingh0e, to lemmybewholesome in Black olive birthday

Green olive pizza is best pizza.

lingh0e, to mildlyinteresting in "Do you live in the Midwest?" by self-report

Seriously. I live in the Cleveland area of Ohio. We are geographically closer to Canada than the Mason Dixon. There’s still an abundance of hoople heads flying confederate flags.

lingh0e, to science_memes in bro pls

You sound like a man who hates sand.

lingh0e, to historyporn in Construction worker at the Hoover Dam, USA, 1931

bucket water

So what you’re saying is that a tapeworm is essential…?

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

Yeah, back in the days before smartphones the Guinness Book was a bathroom staple, along with several volumes of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What is an obscure piece of media or videogame that you think nobody else here has heard of?

Triplets of Bellville was nominated for two Oscars. It lost Best Animated Feature to Finding Nemo.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in Which books have the worst video adaptation?

I still hate how Max Brooks said “Now, it’s a little unlike my book, but still good in it’s own right!” Because it wasn’t.

Yeah. It really bugs me when people are like “it’s still a good zombie movie.”

It is a bad movie. Regardless of genre.

lingh0e, to movies in Looking for movies which are depressing for no real reason.

Boogie Nights - Paul Thomas Anderson made it a point that the characters not make any significant growth during the course of the film. It’s a masterclass of largely lateral movement.

Happiness (1998) - one of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s best roles.

The Talented Mr. Ripley - another one of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s best roles.

lingh0e, to asklemmy in What's a sci-fi or fantasy book or series that you want to see adapted as a movie/television series?

World War Z. It needs to be adapted as an HBO limited series.

lingh0e, to lemmybewholesome in AI will fix everything 😎
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