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lingh0e,

Sassy Justice is essential deepfake viewing. The Kushner bit kills me.

lingh0e,

It’s like learning how to interact with Lemmy, and then deciding which app you want to use to interact with it.

lingh0e,

How do you stop it from pooping everywhere? I had a conure who was “trained” to fly back to her cage to poop, but she’d only actually do it a fraction of the time. I imagine chicken poop is a little messier than a tiny conure.

lingh0e,

Boogie Nights - Paul Thomas Anderson made it a point that the characters not make any significant growth during the course of the film. It’s a masterclass of largely lateral movement.

Happiness (1998) - one of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s best roles.

The Talented Mr. Ripley - another one of Philip Seymour Hoffman’s best roles.

lingh0e,

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they’d love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it… and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

lingh0e,

bucket water

So what you’re saying is that a tapeworm is essential…?

lingh0e,

I mean, you’re not wrong. Between not eating and having zero compulsion to drink, I saved a ton of money when I was a functional tweaker. Quitting meth turned me into a fat alcoholic.

lingh0e,

I’ve gotten bad keys from the studio before, usually when we were doing advanced screenings. It was a relatively quick fix… I think the longest delay was ~15 minutes. I never had to cancel a show because of it, certainly didn’t have to close the entire building.

For as much as I loved the convenience of digital, I really miss the days of 35 film.

lingh0e,

Yeah, back in the days before smartphones the Guinness Book was a bathroom staple, along with several volumes of Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.

lingh0e,

As a fellow spreadsheet nerd, can you explain your plan of attack? Like, how many dishes and how varied are the cooking temps/times in order to make everything come out of the oven and off the stove in time? And do you account for variables like washing utensils for reuse and/or operator error? I’m so uncoordinated in the kitchen that I can turn a 45 minute recipe into a 90 minute recipe just because I’m scrambling to find the right spices or washing utensils between uses or I spend too much time measuring things with absolute precision.

If I could plot out the entirety of the process in a series of Excel tables, I might actually be able to cook a meal efficiently.

lingh0e,

Triplets of Bellville was nominated for two Oscars. It lost Best Animated Feature to Finding Nemo.

lingh0e,

“Methodist lay speaker”?

lingh0e,

A subscription to Nintendo Power didn’t count.

lingh0e,

He’s literally training to play a professional wrestler in this picture. Starring alongside Zach Efron, who got even more swole.

lingh0e,

You don’t know many actual working cooks, do you?

lingh0e,

Once I was walking out of a Target. I passed by a woman and her maybe 6 or 7 year year old kid just in time to hear the kid say “mommy that guy creeps me out”.

Thanks to three concussions before age 5… and my entire 20’s being spent in a drug haze… my memory is pretty shot. But I remember that encounter as clear as day.

I’m sure I’ve received a few honest to goodness unsolicited compliments, but they don’t stick in my mind as much as the derision.

lingh0e,

Green olive pizza is best pizza.

lingh0e,

A police officer being unable to think in such a fashion is exactly why no one could solve the see-saw riddle on Brooklyn 99.

lingh0e,

World War Z. It needs to be adapted as an HBO limited series.

lingh0e,

I still hate how Max Brooks said “Now, it’s a little unlike my book, but still good in it’s own right!” Because it wasn’t.

Yeah. It really bugs me when people are like “it’s still a good zombie movie.”

It is a bad movie. Regardless of genre.

lingh0e,

Loo-ooong loo-ooong maaann!

lingh0e,

You sound like a man who hates sand.

lingh0e,

Severance. It’s only been one season, but goddamn it’s so good. It’s an amazing premise with some absolutely brilliant writing. The cast is amazing.

lingh0e,

Seriously. I live in the Cleveland area of Ohio. We are geographically closer to Canada than the Mason Dixon. There’s still an abundance of hoople heads flying confederate flags.

lingh0e,

You can’t mention Erowid without mentioning similar organizations like Dancesafe, MAPS and Bluelight. I’m not being hyperbolic when I say that I am only here today because of those sites. I am literally where I am today because of my time on Bluelight.

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