pimento64

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pimento64,

I really don’t see anything cunt about the font or face

pimento64,

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single bertstrip get all the way to the end without any spelling mistakes

pimento64,

No, in the really extreme cases they’ll buy a bulldozer and a shitload of concrete mix

pimento64,

What precisely is uplifting about an American manufacturer outsourcing blue collar work instead of paying unionized American laborers?

pimento64,

The Basque language, also known as Euskara, is a language isolate and the last remaining language descended from pre-Indo-European roots after all the others were displaced during the Bronze Age. Though it borrows a lot of vocabulary from other languages now, its roots predate both Romance and Celtic languages.

pimento64,

She should have picked Battlestar Galactica, given that it’s backdoor Mormon fan fiction.

pimento64,

My RX580 is about to be seven years old, and I still haven’t encountered any game that is 1) too intense for it and 2) actually worth playing, considering usually only AAA games are resource-intensive and 99% of them are MTX trash

pimento64,

To be fair, being aware of the Ramones doesn’t mean you’re going to like their music. In my experience the opposite is the more likely reaction.

Something disturbing about Hallmark movies

I was talking with a friend today about Hallmark movies because we all seem to have at least one grandma who loves them around this time of year, and we’re hashing out the tropes they all share because they’re so formulaic that you could probably boil it down to a mad libs prompt, and something dawned on me because of one...

pimento64,

These movies aren’t just any wish fulfillment, they’re meant to be a panacea that assures the viewer that she made the right choice in being a stay-at-home mom, and that she would have regretted pursuing her career.

I want a Hallmark movie where a high-powered executive comes back to his hometown, helps save the Christmas tree lighting ceremony, and decides to leave his career to be with his shortstack tomboy wife and be her himbo kept husband on her ranch.

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

pimento64,

Amazing, every word is wrong

pimento64,

This guy probably saw Nosferatu and thought “wow this is just every vampire movie, how unoriginal”

pimento64,

Would you rather the Dodgers’ owners just pocket that money instead? The issue is the amount of money going through the sport in general, not the amount that the actual players get. They should always be getting the majority of the revenue.

pimento64,

47 ways to use the cheapest stuff in clearance produce as exotic alien vegetable props

pimento64,

Given the number of times I’ve seen cops on police forums and r/protectandserve use terms like “bikefags”, I think it’s just the typical cop disgust of anything they perceive to be weak or effeminate.

pimento64,

“Yeah! I just navigated that ethical dilemma with nuance while making sure to respect the dignity of everyone involved!”

“Hell yeah bro! This brings us one step closer to ending the senseless conflict that has plagued this playset for countless generations!”

pimento64,

That’s still an advertisement. It’s an advertisement for something you’re already using to encourage you to use more features of it so they can get analytic data from your usage patterns.

pimento64,

^ This statement is an outright admission that they’re right.

pimento64,

It doesn’t have to be, we can thank decades of slashing taxes on the rich and on their companies for that, as well as allowing manufacturing outsourcing to go unpunished instead of forcing American companies to continue to use unionized American labor.

pimento64,

It’s illegal in the United States too, jamming cell phones is a great way to get the government to come and shove a broom up your ass.

pimento64,

The real issue: how do you even screw up that badly at writing an ampersand?

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