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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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BONK

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Don’t

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Man, I wish Pizzacake would join Lemmy.

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She didn’t post it. This is the first Pizzacake comic I’ve seen on here since I joined. Were she here I’d follow her and get everything.

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Oh man, Hollering Elk, that’s another I sorely miss. She’s fucking epic.

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Salary? No. Stipend, yes. Give me enough to comfortably live on and pursue interests and hobbies with no requirement for work. That’s the closest money would get to making me happy.

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TBH this sounds like something that Hotel Transylvania VII would cover when the family decides to go on a vacation to Atlantis and Drac somehow ends up with Neptune’s trident and commands all the ocean animals.

And naturally, starts and undersea monster hotel.

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Plot twist: it’s not noodles, it’s gagh.

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If you freeze it and eat it later that’s called meal prep.

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You got me good, laughed my face off.

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So how do girls drink then??

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Theoretically, yes. Functionally, no. When you go to pay for something with your infinite bills, would you rather pay with N number of 100 dollar bills or get your wheelbarrow to pay with 100N one dollar bills? The pile may be infinite, but your ability to access it is finite. Ergo, the “denser” pile is worth more.

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This isn’t cringe. This is wince.

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He’s great, hell crush it.

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Aw man, I was gonna eat that. Now it’s gonna taste like cucumber.

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Picard was Borg for what, a day? Seven was assimilated as a child and was rescued after a decade and a half? Two?? Hardly even comparable.

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I’m just gonna leave the term “custard dumpster” here.

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It’s not getting any packets for Christmas.

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Dammit, I thought you could only use oceans for that! What’s next, lakes?!?

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Oh, come on, that’s pretty low.

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Letting the oil circulate before putting load on the engine. Only needs an extra 10-15 seconds, or the time it takes me to scrape during the winter months. No time needed if it was recently running.

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And which is more bioavailable, metallic iron or iron oxide? Do we want to lick clean iron or rusty iron??

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I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

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Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

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Aw, damn. Totally would have, but I already have my slutty holocaust outfit.

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