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zaph, to memes in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

I’m not who you asked but it’s been 4 hours and I don’t think they’re coming back. Imo pits are dangerous unless properly trained. I have 2 I rescued as puppies and if I let them do whatever the fuck they wanted they’d either he shot or put down by now. They’re good dogs but require attention or else they’ll be bad dogs. Kind of like huskies.

zaph, to memes in Sorry guys, we had a good run

No one mentioned that but you. No one here is asking for that or suggesting it.

zaph, to memes in Lies, deception!

When I turn my phone’s microphone off and say “hey Google” my phone doesn’t respond in the slightest. Much more comforting.

zaph, to asklemmy in Former religious lemmings, what made you quit religion or stop being a believer?

That was basically the answer he gave me when I asked what separated us from a cult. He must have forgotten all the evil done in the Christian God’s name because Christianity also has a history of being dangerous.

zaph, to memes in This is great. You should try it.

Honey can literally kill humans

zaph, to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

The effect is fucking awesome… The first couple of smokes. Then it’s only effect is getting rid of the headache withdrawals cause.

zaph, to memes in Sorry guys, we had a good run

You read that and you think the writer meant “all humans should stop reproducing?” That’s a you problem.

zaph, to asklemmy in Former religious lemmings, what made you quit religion or stop being a believer?

“gambling is a sin unless God does it with the devil”

zaph, to memes in They have it ready to go

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I’m from.

zaph, to memes in My sense of humour is broken

Probably because of how funny they found this interaction compared to how confused we all are as to what is so funny.

zaph, to memes in New Yorker Caption Contest #695

I think I fucked up the last line

zaph, to lemmyshitpost in Cute kitchen appliance

Such an awesome channel

zaph, to memes in Sorry guys, we had a good run

“I’d guess that having children, in the long run is more environmentally harmful than you eating meat the rest of your life.” =/= “people who have kids are bad people”

you’re starting to come across as someone who is only in this discussion because you feel personally attacked and since you haven’t I’m done conversing with you

zaph, to memes in What a silly thought, am I right?

I like to bang my instrument.

zaph, to lemmyshitpost in Watching mouths fill up with towels

They’re the size of a paper towel.

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