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zaph, to memes in This is great. You should try it.

Honey can literally kill humans

zaph, to memes in What a silly thought, am I right?

I like to bang my instrument.

zaph, to asklemmy in Former religious lemmings, what made you quit religion or stop being a believer?

That was basically the answer he gave me when I asked what separated us from a cult. He must have forgotten all the evil done in the Christian God’s name because Christianity also has a history of being dangerous.

zaph, to asklemmy in Former religious lemmings, what made you quit religion or stop being a believer?

“gambling is a sin unless God does it with the devil”

zaph, to asklemmy in Former religious lemmings, what made you quit religion or stop being a believer?

First drop of doubt for me began at a Wednesday youth service. Not only was I such a strong believer that I went to church in the middle of the week, I drove myself because I was the only one in my family who wanted to go. The youth minister was giving a class on cults and the more he spoke the more it sounded like my entire life was being part of a cult. Following that thread led to me finally admitting to myself that I don’t believe anymore about 6 years later. It was a long road with lots of doubt and denial but that one sermon on how to identify a cult woke me tf up.

zaph, to lemmyshitpost in Damn ribs in the way

I get what you’re trying to say here but the amount of effort required to suck your own dick vs just jerking it makes me think it’s not nearly as equal of a comparison.

zaph, to lemmyshitpost in Watching mouths fill up with towels

They’re the size of a paper towel.

zaph, to lemmyshitpost in I had to try it to believe it

!remind me 4 years

zaph, to memes in What nice vibes

Definitely is

zaph, to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

It’s been awhile but kind of like being buzzed from alcohol but it only lasts like 20 minutes

zaph, to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

The effect is fucking awesome… The first couple of smokes. Then it’s only effect is getting rid of the headache withdrawals cause.

zaph, to memes in Surprised Pikachu

I’d tell you but it’d dox me. I can’t pay my utilities on Firefox.

zaph, to memes in Surprised Pikachu

Don’t forget they’re pushing chrome on the whole internet. Websites are already telling Firefox users to fuck off if we aren’t spoofing chromium and it’s only going to get worse after this.

zaph, to linuxmemes in If linux distributions were tools.

We don’t have the same friends.

zaph, to memes in They have it ready to go

Indubitably.

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