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vicfic, in I want a maid.
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Buy a dishwasher!

Martineski,
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I have one. But it doesn’t do literally anything else besides washing dishes.

quindraco,

And it does a piss-poor job of washing dishes, I guarantee. I’ve never in my life seen a dishwasher worth a damn.

Martineski,
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Ummm, they do a pretty good job washing dishes. Have you regularly cleaned the filters in your dishwashers?

Rayspekt, in Peak voice acting career

Totally botched the meme format

MentalEdge, in SoL
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and lo, souls be healed

WagnasT, in Shinobu DESTROYED the Local feed. Let's fix that starting with whatever this is.

new users trying to escape vim

jerome, in Shinobu DESTROYED the Local feed. Let's fix that starting with whatever this is.
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Alcoholism?

ColeSloth, in Shinobu DESTROYED the Local feed. Let's fix that starting with whatever this is.

Actually, she’s like that because she’s burned out from the grind, in the anime.

Norgur, in The boys.

we all thought "the boys" and yourself were so cool with our toy weapons and shit. Yet, to our parents, the kid with the "Warrior's Armor" was just a 10yo with socks for mittens...

kittenbridgeasteroid, in The boys.

My best friend as a child lived like 4 houses down the cul de sac from us, and I was literally at his house every day.

But still, every day I’d knock and ask if he could play, despite his parents telling me over and over that I could just come inside whenever I wanted.

Hexagon, in skipskipskipskipskip

Sponsorblock. The thing you want is sponsorblock

CookieJarObserver, in Cursed teeth
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They all cute

programmer_belch, in JoJo
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To his credit, everyone was already out when he brought out the gun

mrbubblesort, in Shonen
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Could be worse. They could be the love interest of a western protagonist and get fridged for character development

Jimbo, in Real alpha males
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Not giving a fuck about “manliness” and gender norms is alpha af bro

Seriously, the opposite screams insecure masculinity.

Erika2rsis, in This my friend, is what we call a win-win

Honestly with a million dollars you could just become a cis-passing trans girl and still have at least $800,000 left to spend, if not >$950,000. Or in other words, the button gives you a 1% chance of only you becoming a girl, versus a 99% chance of you and at least four others becoming girls, assuming that you spend the remainder of your wealth on funding other girls’ transitions. Though you could just as well spend that money on funding trans advocacy and medical research or other sorts of long-term investment.

From that perspective, the 1% chance seems like a loss. What does “become a girl” even mean? Are you transported into the timeline where you were AFAB? Are you transported into the timeline where you had a botched circumcision and your parents decided to raise you as a girl despite being told not to? Is your body just magically poofed into a cisfeminine phenotype? Is this the timeline where you transitioned MTF but did so before puberty? Is this just the same as transitioning MTF but now the folks who won the million dollars are sponsoring your transition? Is this the same as transitioning MTF but all of society has with a snap of the fingers unlearned all transphobia, getting rid of the social and material barriers to transitioning?

There are so many questions one can ask about this premise, like, “What would it mean for me to have been AFAB? Same zygote but with a random AR mutation? Do I keep my old memories from when I was a boy?”, or, “If I was circumcised, and have my genitals magically transformed, have my new genitals undergone type 1a FGM? What happens to my secondary sex characteristics?”, or, “If I’m magically transformed, is my ID also magically changed? Does God drop down some boxes of tampons and new clothes from the heavens above?”.

I would ask the maker of the button to write some very clear terms of service, because this seems like it could be a real monkey’s paw…

drew_belloc, in This my friend, is what we call a win-win
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Only 1% chance? The odds are against me but i would press anyway

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