TastyWheat,

The black book gives life, the gold book takes it away.

I DON’T KNOW THIS SYMBOL! IT’S… A BIRD…?

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

The archaeologists have to read each incantation out loud or they’re chickenshit.

caseyweederman,

Johnathan Sims would like to know your location

Saint_of_Illusion,

YOU MUST NOT READ FROM THE BOOK!

pimento64,

O, let not the pains of financial burden which come upon thee enter into my automobile. I am the Extended Warranty, and I am in the foremost part of the loan, and the insurance policy which protecteth me is that which is with all the paid claimants forever.

ADHDefy,
@ADHDefy@kbin.social avatar

"Klatu, barada, n-- ........ Necktie? Nectur? Nickle?""

Qkall,
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I want magic to be real… I would love for that to happen. Just a bunch of scientists in the dirt unlocking some ancient evil… That’s the world I want… Fuck what we have now.

HawlSera,

Same

768,

I’m alright.

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