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mrbubblesort, in How safe is it to eat raw eggs?
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tamago kake gohan, it’s basically raw eggs mixed with rice

Haha, that's literally all it is. As someone who's eaten it many times, don't get your hopes up. It's the "I've just woken up after drinking last night and only sleeping 4 hours but I gotta go to work and I can't be fucking bothered to cook" breakfast.

CoachDom, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?
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DON’T do what I’ve done a couple of weeks ago - landed me my first HR meeting ever :D

I had to use my coworkers (lady around 50, not too clever with the computers) computer on remote desktop. As I was about to close it, I thought to myself “Perfect setup for a joke”. On her computer, I went to pranx.com/hacker/ and put in on full screen. Literally like 30s later, our IT guy (he’s in the same room as me) get a phone call and all I can hear is shouting in the earpiece. I say to him don’t worry, I know what’s this about, I’m going to sort it out. I went downstairs and boss’s wife is running past shouting that we need to phone the police, I walk into the lady’s room and she’s hysteric. I say cool down, it’s a joke.

Safe to say, they were not laughing (probably the fact that I still was, wasn’t helping my case :D)

Yewb, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?

Connect a 2nd wireless mouse keep it at your desk let the fun begin

GentlemenPreferBongs, in Why is youtube recommending conservative "talking points" to me?

I’ve been vegetarian since 2009 and in the past 2-3 years I keep getting all kinds of bow hunting videos.

It’s particularly amusing when my plan was to watch an old episode of “The Golden Girls.”

They REALLY misread my demographic.

ours, in I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?

Capture 1000 mosquitoes, torture them and rip their heads. Mount these heads on needles and display them near windows and entrances as a warning to the others.

lagomorphlecture, in Does anyone actually enjoy working out?

I enjoy it but different people prefer different types of exercise and sometimes try the wrong one for them then give up. Some people really do love cardio, some feel amazing when they lift weights and get stronger, some prefer a group class or sport. If you’re doing something solo though I HIGHLY recommend adding in music or an audiobook or podcast, especially if you’re feeling like it isn’t for you. That can help if you’re getting bored. Then, switch it up. If you didn’t like the elliptical, try a weight lifting session. If the weights weren’t your cup of tea, try a yoga class or a free yoga video if you just want to try it at home without so much expense and commitment.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?
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Can you buy a million sterilized mosquitos and release them into your environment? It’s a long term solution but they can compete the fertile mosquitos to death.

kitsuneofinari, in How safe is it to eat raw eggs?
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Pasteurized eggs are all you really need. It kills most of the germs including most of the salmonella in the egg but their is a slight chance you might still catch it, but the chances of catching it are extremely small with pasteurized eggs.

My suggestion is to crack your pasteurized eggs into a a separate bowl and make sure their is no blood. If their is any blood, either pitch the egg or cook it properly as not to waste it.

Remnants of blood will still contain salmonella. But cooking that egg will kill the salmonella.

I’ve been making Tamago Kake Gohan for the last month or two now for breakfast and it is extremely good.

rufus, (edited )

well, i was taught the salmonella is on the shell (mainly). so this would be no good advice. i don’t know anything about pasteurized eggs, though. nor north or south american eggs.

raidenfox,
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Unfortunately those aren’t common where I live. Even if I could find some on a local store it would probably be way too expensive.

bazsy, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?

Open fakeupdate.net put it in full screen (F11) and watch them debating how much of their work was unsawed.

GentlemenPreferBongs, in What's the point of buying new phones every years?

It’s turned into the car stereo thing. In 2002, I wanted a rainbow vomit colored faceplate, CD-R and MP3 support, CD carousel in the trunk, a USB port, steering wheel remote

Now I just want bluetooth, an aux in and a volume button.

Until phones merge with a steamdeck or something, there isn’t much to look forwards to anymore.

My phone from 2014 pretty much did everything my current phone can. Certainly nothing worth spending hundreds of dollars on if you have a working cell.

tikitaki, in How safe is it to eat raw eggs?
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Chega de frescura e come o ovo de uma vez

raidenfox,
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Realmente, mas assim, n iria me contaminar com salmonela só pq sim. Se tivesse um risco grande seria mais fácil simplesmente não comer

lvxferre,
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Vou escrever em inglês porque esse tipo de info é bom de compartilhar.

The risk is fairly small. Like, considerably smaller than eating a street hot dog. But if you’re still worried about salmonella, you can pasteurise the eggs at home, it’s really annoying (the egg is safe at 59°C, but it starts cooking at 65°C, so the temp margin is fairly small).

If willing to do it, you’ll need a large pot, a thermometer, and ideally a thermal bag.

  1. Fill the pot with water. Heat it until the water goes beyond 59°C. Around 70°C should be fine.
  2. Transfer the pot with water to the thermal bag. Let it cool back until the water is around 62°C. (Overheating it and letting it cool is a bit more foolproof than trying to reach the exact temperature right off the bat.)
  3. Place the eggs in the water. Close the pot and the thermal bag. Forget about it for 15min.

Using a larger pot is recommended because more water = more thermal mass = more constant temperature.

tikitaki,
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Quem vive com medo de tudo não vive, cara

Tá coçando pra tentar algo, então bota pra quebrar, não fica nessa enrolação

Tenho certeza que você não fica pensando no risco toda vez que entra num carro; apenas o risco de se machucar é bem maior

TamaSMS,

Melhor resposta.

onionbaggage, in What's the point of buying new phones every years?

I just use my phone until it either breaks or can’t do what I want it to do.

Since having kids they break more often.

AndrewZabar, in Now that Lemmy is growing an important question needs to be answered: what should we use as our equivalent for "the narwhal bacons at midnight?"

Uh, we could just behave like adults, instead?

lntl, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?
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Buy a live lobster, cut the rubber bands off, and hide in their lunch bag.

thelsim,
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That’s a big lunch bag if you can hide in it. Hope it keeps you safe from that angry lobster.

lagomorphlecture, in Does the reddit style format breed toxicity?

The only place on here that I’ve noticed downvotes is on comments that have been obviously social media shills (reddit or meta) or right wing type comments that are not the type of thing a community should support in my opinion. I’m not saying you’re doing either of those things and if you’re being downvoted in another context I don’t know why.

That said, downvotes shouldn’t really get you down. If you’ve said something awful then you deserve them and should reassess your outlook if you were unaware that your views or attitude were unpleasant. If you’re getting downvoted on a tech related thing then I don’t know what that’s all about but I would try not to worry about it too much because it doesn’t really affect your life, it’s just a fake internet down arrow.

Joe_0237,

Thank you, interestingly the thing that prompted me to ask was a tech joke, all (4) down-votes, I removed a jab at Apple and added a picture and the the responses was positive. The lesson must be one of these: That we have mostly strong apple fans here; jokes need a picture even if it does not add anything; or people look at the vote total to decide their mindset while reading and the first vote was down by bad luck. Or some combination of these.

lagomorphlecture,

Oooooh yeah people love their apple and I think you have your answer!

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