grabyourmotherskeys,

Post a dating profile with my full information including full HD photos. This will ensure noone contacts me.

FlashPossum,

Kill myself to deny anyone the prize

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

I’d give my kid a gun and tell him to collect and feel no regret about it. Fuck it, I’m dead anyway, might as well leave a legacy.

hardware26,

Lifelong mental trauma as legacy

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

At least he’d be able to afford really good therapists.

eskimofry,

Fake my death, Collect the paycheck, Settle in Hawaii or something.

SomeBoyo,
sausagemeatus,

I’d join the hunt

GalacticBagelHole,

Tonight, Gherman sausagemeatus joins the hunt.

barrage4u,

In a way this is how billionares live

Bjoern_Tantau,

I'd let my kids collect the bounty.

barrage4u,

I like this

Tabboo,
@Tabboo@lemmy.world avatar

Eat beans and carry a cigarette lighter.

monerobull,

Perhaps some billionaire would adopt you and make a game out of defending you :P

MassKirbycide,

Head for The Continental Hotel and hope the rules hold up.

thebestaquaman,

I’m currently close to an uninhabited mountain region: Imma run and hide!

Hendiballs,

Start singing I’m Gonna Be by The Proclaimers. Anyone who gets too close will just get sucked into it

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Alter my appearance as much as possible, as many times as possible. Live on cash. Move location as much as possible, I’ll aim to live in my car if I can. Alter my number plate regularly. Get rid of my phone. Live phoneless.

If I’m able I’d also get a gun and a fake ID but not sure if that would be realistic- I wouldn’t know where to seek this.

But eventually money will run out. I don’t think I would last longer than my savings though. I’d be lucky to live a month.

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