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morphballganon, (edited ) in Circumcised men, how do you feel about your parents having mutilated your penis without your consent?

Wanting to be uncircumcised is like declaring your pleasure is more important than your partner’s pleasure. It’s saying you want sex to feel so good that you can’t last long enough to satisfy your partner. Anyone who bashes the practice of circumcision is misogynistic.

ElderWendigo, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

My guest WiFi is called Honeypot. I leave it up even when guests aren’t around, but for some reason none of my neighbors have tried to connect. Either they’re all much more tech savvy or much less tech savvy than I give them credit.

DredUnicorn, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

Mines is currently riders of roWAN

Albatross2724,

my neighbor’s wifi is Routers of Rohan

SecretSauces, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?
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I use “Router? I hardly know her!” for my 5Ghz, “Tell Your Wifi Say Hi!” for my 2.4Ghz

spongebue,

Funny, I used to use “Router? I hardly know her!” and eventually changed it (for reasons I can’t remember) to “TellMyWifiLoveHer”

killeronthecorner, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
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Neither

forty2, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
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Bald up top, and a big fuck-off uncontrollable 70s afro down below.

Neatly trimmed to look exactly like an elephant shaped chia pet. Orgasms ruined because the beauty and awe THIS burning bush elicits, but I don’t care because it’s been classified as one of the natural wonders of the world

Rhynoplaz, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

I’m slowly losing my hair now, but I would NOT trade my dick to get it back!

tygerprints, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Well - first of all, what does a "proper"orgasm mean? I think everyone orgasms kind of differently anyway (or uniquely). But I'd definitely rather have good hair and not orgasm by someone else's definition of properly. Probably nobody's going to judge the way you orgasm, but people definitely judge you by how good your hair looks (don't pretend they don't). I know, I was born with bad hair - thin, lots of cow licks, basically crazy hair.

Bald is OK if you can pull if off. I've rarely seen any guy who looks good bald, to be honest. Maybe Yule Brynner. But most men look dorky when they shave off their hair. And some of us would love to have that hair, could you send it to us so we can glue it on our scalps with Elmer's?

theKalash, (edited ) in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Bald of course. What’s the big deal about being bald?

AFallingAnvil,
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Am bald, quality of life is great and the girlfriend is still caring and hot. This question is dumb.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited ) in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Comparison is the thief of joy, eh ?

Both are alive.

Bald can be explained as “too much testosterone my hair was scared of my masculinity”. But you need to mop up sweat constantly.

Losing sexual function can be tough but also freeing of binds that create lots of social disarray.

tygerprints,

That's true from what I've read. Baldness actually can result from too much testosterone, and often bald men are very "hung" also. And the same with men with very curly hair - the curliness is a sign of high levels of testosterone (I've read). I've also noticed it to be true in real life (as a gay male) - curlier hair usually also meant better hung for some reason.

deegeese, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Finasteride is a devil’s bargain.

ada,
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I mean, for some it’s not…

Sho, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

Pretty fly for a wifi

silverdraco,

Hey! This is mine!

Sho,

Great minds think alike 😉

knightly, (edited )
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Abraham Linksys

Bill Wi the Science Fi

Beakmans World Wide Web

Wodge, in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?
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I_Fart_Glitter,

I’m so confused… This is a parade? Are the red/white/black costumed people part of the wall bit or are they a separate thing? And what are the red people? Lions? Why are there dinosaurs? What’s going on?

i_am_not_a_robot, (edited ) in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?
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Woman across the way chatting to somebody and randomly exposes her breasts. The person she was talking to said, “whoa, that man might see!” (I don’t think this was even a reference to me as I was at a weird angle and don’t think I was visible). She got them out some more and shouted something about getting a good look at them. I’d backed away more by this point.

(I have an even more X rated one, maybe later)

gumnut,

That was Kitty. She does that a lot. youtu.be/u1alISOTGfE

cheese_greater, (edited ) in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

This better not be a PFS thread. Be a man and get dutasteride, worked for Kutcher

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