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dan1101, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Bald guys can get a lot of action. You have to go full bald though.

Lifecoach5000,

At what threshold do you go full bald at? I’ve been struggling with this for years as my hair thins out. I’ve got the balding dome on my crown in the back, which of course I never see unless I look with 2 mirrors.

Anyways this is a query I just constantly ask people to get their opinion. What say you, internet stranger?

raoulSWEduke, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

Skynet. (It has been for years and finally it got relevant again.)

gzrrt, (edited ) in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
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Bald. Being bald looks cool, no shame in it whatsoever.

shinigamiookamiryuu, in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?
thelsim, (edited ) in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
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Please don’t say neither (that’s not an option)

Both?

Edit:
Ok, in all semi-seriousness, I like my hair and like to keep it. Sex is still fun without an orgasm.
I’m more of a giver than a taker anyway :)

shinigamiookamiryuu, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Relatively speaking, as an asexual, I can afford to lose a few orgasms.

shandrakor, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

One of my favourites is from a movie!

ThePromisedLAN

CaptainMcMonkey, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?

Had hair, didn’t fuck. No longer have hair, do fuck.

Fucking is definitely better than having hair. No contest.

droidpenguin, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

David Bowie’s Nipple Antennae

Housecarl,

Did you use that WiFi to TRANSMIT DATA BACK TO EARTH?

BodePlotHole,

I betcha do, ya freaky old bastard, you!

athos77, (edited ) in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?

Our open office of five desks and 3-5 people was on the second floor; right outside our office was a short hall of 3 individual offices, but the people in the offices were often out of the office. We'd mostly all worked together for years by then, got along well, and were pretty informal.

We had an absolutely wonderful (if slightly ditzy) girl named Chrissy join the office one summer, fresh out of high school. She liked to dress up very stylishly - not like office wear, but like a popular cheerleader might wear to class, if that makes sense?

Anyway, we're in the office one day, and Chrissy ducks out, then comes back in like one minute later, face absolutely flaming red. We ask what's wrong and she could only stammer in response. She eventually got herself under control and said:

She'd stepped out to run some papers downstairs and, as she left the office, she felt her pantyhose start to sag, so she quickly ducked into one of the side offices, pulled up her skirt, and pulled her hose back up to the top of her thighs. When she looked up, there was a window-washer hanging off the side of the building, slowly and calmly wiping his squeegee back and forth across the window, looking directly at her and smiling kindly. She stared at him, mouth open, while he continued his slow, calm, almost meditative squgeeing across the window. As soon as her mind processed "unexpected man outside second floor window", she bolted back to us.

It was literally like something directly out of a sitcom.

talizorah, in Would you rather be bald, or have great hair but be unable to orgasm properly?
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I'm not getting laid anyways, and already have to wear a hat all the time. Give me my hair back.

tungah, in Best/usable free Evernote alternative

I use Notesnook and find it great! Also check out Cryptee, if you’re ok with web apps.

DirigibleProtein, in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?

I was having lunch in the break room on the 23rd floor, vaguely watching the world go by. Two blocks away, a car drove up to the top level of a parking garage, a bunch of guys got out, and cut through the chain link fence separating the garage building from the roof of the building next door. “Well, that’s unusual behaviour “, I thought, and kept watching. When they moved over to that roof and started to break in to the rooftop door, I realised that it was the bank down the street. Called the cops and gave them a running commentary. Eventually when they showed up I got to see the tussle between the cops and the bad guys on the roof. Felt like a tv show.

Sendbeer, in What's the funniest WiFi network name you've seen?

It’s dated but it still makes me chuckle so I leave it. Mines called Series of Tubes.

SatanicNotMessianic, in What's the funniest/strangest thing you have seen out your office/apartment window?

Not from my office window per se, but on my way into work I saw the second plane hit the World Trade Center. That was weird and messed me up for a bit.

The weirdest one was probably back in March/April of 2020 when we were in a total covid lockdown, and an ice cream truck - completely alone on the street and the only vehicle seen for days - slowly drove by while playing Christmas music. That was some Twilight Zone shit.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

I remember seeing the second plane hit while I was at work, live on the news. I kinda paused in shock, and said, “well fuck. We’re going to war.” The owner of the shop closed up for the rest of the day, and reopened at 6am the next day. We were normally 24/6.

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