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ivanafterall, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.
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Stalking your ex on a whole new level. You just continually pop into existence in front of them, driving them mad.

morphballganon,

Get a life bro

zecg, (edited ) in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.
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I’d just help people about to fall or get hit and not yell after my dog to come back anymore. Also do some woodwork while kids are sleeping unbreathing and Americans are patiently frozen waiting to get burgers.

Susaga, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.
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Power does not corrupt. It reveals. If you have the power to do whatever you want, it becomes apparent what you wanted to do. If having this power makes you do evil deeds, it means you already wanted to do evil deeds but lacked the power to.

idunnololz,
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I think the issue is that it’s impossible to have “perfect morals” and morals are subjective. Once you have absolute power there will no longer be someone or something to keep you in check when it comes to more questionable morals. Sure you might not think you are doing anything wrong, but you can still look like an evil villain to everyone else.

celeste,

Sounds a lot like Kant with his morality of principals to me. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9865a751-851a-4901-acf6-8a454e9494e4.jpeg

tdawg,

For anyone who wants to learn more you should read The Power Broker by Robert Caro

O4PetesSake,

God damn Moses

Susaga,
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That’s it! I knew I learned of this from something but forgot the name of it.

Zoboomafoo,
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Lindsay Ellis’s Game of Thrones video?

GraniteM,

Just like tequila!

SkybreakerEngineer, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

Completely unrelated, but we definitely need more Space Battleship Yamato memes

PlutoniumAcid, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.
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The measure of a man’s true character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.

Godnroc,

The shopping cart test.

metaStatic,

“Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking”

CubbyTustard,

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  • Doesnotexist,

    If it’s pitch black, I look super sexy. My character is sexy.

    kool_newt,

    Huh, my character is apparently about itching orifices.

    CADmonkey, (edited ) in Why is such a tunnel needed?

    It’s not finished. It will look like this when they complete it. It’s a nature bridge.

    NostraDavid,
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    If a duct that transfers water is an Aquaduct, then a duct that transfers nature is an Ecoduct

    Rednax,

    In that case, the bridge in OP’s image is currently just an airduct.

    Crackhappy,
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    What about a duct that transfers ducks?

    shifty51,

    Ducktoduct

    jabathekek,
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    What if the Ducktoduct was made of duct tape?

    Crackhappy,
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    Well that would just be hilarious.

    samus12345,
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    The caption is a joke, but it’s basically correct.

    AnonTwo, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

    I mean, it probably depends on how happy you are with your life.

    Depending on how it works i'd probably just use time stop to lose less time from sleeping. There's a lot of ways to improve your life with time stop before ever delving into morals.

    fenwickrysen,

    What most people fail to realize, though, is that if you used time stop to sleep you would certainly have more productive hours “awake” – but at the cost of reducing your remaining life span in the time-wise world by one third. You’d still be aging while you sleep.

    AnonTwo,

    Though I don't think that's too big a loss when you're using it to sleep. If you used time stop for something that was both exhausting and wasting your time, that'd probably be worse honestly.

    It would certainly become noticeable after awhile since as you said, it's one third of your life.

    the_q, in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

    Capitalism isn’t purpose and purpose doesn’t exist.

    tocopherol,
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    I wouldn’t say they are too dumb to realize this necessarily, people are just misled by endless propaganda or don’t have the time and energy/skills to really contemplate things properly.

    gullible, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

    I’m stealing within the first day, pulling off the most ridiculously elaborate pranks within the week, and suicidally bored once the dopamine kick is killed after a month of world-befuddling shenanigans that will hopefully destroy even the conceptual understanding of bureaucracy. Loathe me some bureaucracy.

    0x4E4F, in What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?

    Yep, it’s called math.

    I was generally surprised at how many people can’t do simple math without a calc, like multiply 7 x 8.

    books,

    Check mate. Sucker.

    Bunnylux,
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    Erm…

    AnUnusualRelic,
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    Meh, close enough.

    spittingimage,
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    I haven’t done any long division since highschool, and now that I’d like to, I can’t remember how. 🥺

    rbesfe,

    Good thing search engines exist, eh?

    spittingimage,
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    Are you suggesting that I lift a finger to help myself? Why, I never!

    MimicJar,
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    Of all the multiplication you had to pick 7 x 8. I hate 7 x 8.

    I memorized in 3rd grade or whatever my multiple tables, but I never trust 7 x 8.

    7 x 8 = 56

    1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 5, 6, 9 ?

    No. That’s wrong. After 7 comes 8. After 8 comes 5. No, it goes 5, 6, 7, 8.

    If I could visualize it as,

    56 = 7 x 8

    I’d be fine, but I can’t see it that way.

    No I have to take it as 7 x 7 (49) + 7 (1 + 6), to get 56.

    Shit. I hope that makes sense to someone.

    0x4E4F, (edited )

    I memorized in 3rd grade or whatever my multiple tables, but I never trust 7 x 8.

    Lol, that’s why I picked it 😂. I hate 7 x 8 as well 😂.

    No I have to take it as 7 x 7 (49) + 7 (1 + 6), to get 56.

    That’s how I do it as well 😂, 7 x 7 + 7, I never remebered 56 😂. Or 8 x 8 - 8, either way works for me 😂.

    don, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

    Time is a measurement of change, and is inextricably linked to space, so stopping time stops change of any kind. You wouldn’t be able to move even so little as a falling speck of dust from its (now) absolute position in space. You wouldn’t be able to move, and consequently even breathe, since your diaphragm has to change position for respiration to happen (nevermind the fact that matter can no longer be moved anyway, so air is now fixed in place.) Stopping time stops you, completely.

    But since we’re talking about imaginary powers, if I could stop time, I wouldn’t even bother with anything in this multiverse, I’d just walk over to explore a different one a few trillion multiverses away. After all, I’d get there in no time.

    misophist,

    I’m sorry, but you’re not taking this idea quite far enough. If all time stopped except for you, and you posit that everything else is rigidly fixed in place with no exceptions, you would instantly be turned into a fine mist as your body slams into the suddenly stationary earth or atmospheric molecules while your body is still traveling a couple million kilometers per hour relative to the rest of the universe.

    don,

    No sorrow accepted, friend!

    If your scenario posits that you are excepted from the effects of time throughout the universe halting, then what you posit would seem to be true, relative to that scenario. And it is interesting. In mine, the time stopper is part of the universe they’re in, and the instant they stop time, they too are frozen along with the rest of the 10^80 particles.

    I’m just going all in for the scenario of “I’m gonna stop time and do all kinds of shit, or maybe just take a nap. Here… we… go—“

    [ETERNALLY FROZEN UNIVERSE]

    Resol, in Spotify Wrapped 2023 is out, what's your top artist and top song for the year?
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    I just watched Junior Eurovision last Sunday.

    I have to say, Fia (the German representative) had the song with the best message, and I liked her backstory a lot. The song she submitted is called “Ohne Worte” (translation: without words).

    She also participated in the Voice Germany.

    Resol, in Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?
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    A lot of the older ones are pretty good

    RememberTheApollo, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

    For some I’m sure that’s the case and would behave pretty remorselessly.

    Others have a conscience.

    Others still would engage in shitty behavior but probably destroy themselves pretty quickly dealing with the mental problems of doing what they know is shitty.

    Be honest? Yeah, I’d do stuff I shouldn’t. But nothing I couldn’t sleep at night over. But one thing I know I’d do is find some way to bring down everyone fucking over regular people. Even if it’s as simple as stopping time, placing a recording device in a boardroom, and letting it record them plotting to fuck over whoever, and then retrieving it for public display.

    Don’t know how much good it would do.

    Damionsipher,

    Or robin hooding it to weath transfer from the ultra rich as a form of wealth redistribution. I’d definitely pass my own pocket a little thicker, to your point, but the main thrust of power focusing on personal benefit would be very narrow and short lived in scope.

    RanchOnPancakes, in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.
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    Can I stop it for myself as well? Because if so, score.

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