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GladiusB, (edited ) in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
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My old job. They canned me for not liking my personality and made up non measurable matrices to do so. I could sue, but I really don’t care. I’ll let their business model fail since it’s just high school with pay. I was going to leave anyways because of a lack of a raise and my boss was the biggest gym bro with a drinking problem. But I could have at least hung out and kept getting paid. I had a down payment saved for a house and it’s dwindling to find a job with the right fit. Because this world is going crazy in many ways.

wheeldawg,

*matrices

Linkerbaan, (edited )
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Since he said his boss was a gym bro it’s obvious he tried to red pill him. So he in fact referencing the Matrix Movies. So Matrixes.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed6de072-534d-4f4b-8698-a6b4ab1a5d82.png

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Gracias

rishado, in What’s your go to driving song?

DeLorean Dynamite by Todd Terje

Critical_Insight, in Hot tub owners: any tips? any regrets?

Apparently my idea of hot tub is quite different of what people are speaking of here. I’m quessing OP meant jacuzzi.

imaqtpie,
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Hot tub and jacuzzi are used interchangeably in the US. Is the one that you posted used for bathing?

Fogle,

Hot tub is a machine. Jacuzzi is a brand

Thassodar,

Tissue paper is an item, Kleenex is a brand. They’re both interchangeable in the US.

Linkerbaan, in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?
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Euh, israel ?

youtu.be/F96OmajymIQ

folilzodos,

What a powerful speech

mydude, in What's your automatic vacuum's name?

MultiVac

Usernameblankface, in What word do you always forget?
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Everyone’s names.

HipsterTenZero,
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me too, uh… ulysses bankster five.

Lennnny, in Those who chose "never" in a "now or never" moment. How is it going for you?
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I’d met a guy in a hostel in America. I was about to finish second year of uni and we heard about this work abroad program, so we did it for the summer and I met him when I checked into a dorm room at the end of the trip. We had a little fun, and then I flew home.

Six months later and we had the odd conversation on Skype, it seemed like there was still some chemistry there. During half term break, we talked again and he suggested meeting up again to figure out if this was more than a fling. So we looked at dates and I realized my final year’s exhibitions and exams blocked pretty much everything for the foreseeable future. We hung up the call and I carried on browsing flights and then I saw it. $250 for a return flight to California, leaving in 48 hours.

He’d already gone to bed, so I couldn’t call him back to discuss plans. So fuck it, I put in my card details and my finger hovered over the buy button. It’s now or never, so I clicked the button. BOOKED. I sent him a message and started packing for my trip. Yikes.

I’d got a message back that he’d pick me up from the airport, and as the plane touched down in San Diego I was freaking out that the spark might not be there or he might decide he doesn’t like me anymore, it’s been six months and our initial fling was a drunken party at a hostel.

But he was there waiting at the bottom of the elevator, and my heart absolutely flipped its shit when I saw him. We spent the next seven days inseparable, it was one long date, and it was incredible.

Fast forward six years and we’re saying our vows in the park where we took our first romantic walk. We posed for wedding photos in the hostel room where we met. Fast forward another seven years and I’m laying in bed typing this, while he does a conference call in the office next door. Our spark is still there, and I love him so much.

Lennnny,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

Oh just reread this thread and saw they’re never stories. Lol oops.

theherk,

It’s okay. I enjoyed your story and that’s what we’re here for, eh?

Lennnny,
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Aww thanks.

sbv,

I’m disappointed your story didn’t have a “never” but it’s very sweet. Congratulations, and I’m glad you don’t bail.

can, in What’s your go to driving song?
brygphilomena, in Hot tub owners: any tips? any regrets?

No matter how “sexy” it may look in porn and movies. Sex in a hot tub sucks. The water kills all lubrication.

maniel,
@maniel@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, ever heard of an investigation on why the hot tube water foams up in time? Now you know why

brygphilomena, in What’s your go to driving song?

Life is a highway Remember me Turbo lover (I played a lot of GT3 a-spec)

Usernameblankface, in What is the goofiest Christmas present you received this year?
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It seems the economy has hit my entire friend group to where spending money on a gift that is designed to be goofy didn’t happen.

The goofiest gift was a candle with a snow globe on top. The snow globe had no liquid (seems it was made that way) and the candle was enormous and oddly scented.

Resol, in What's your automatic vacuum's name?
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Hoover Dam

MiDaBa, in What's your automatic vacuum's name?

I’d call them all Snoopy considering the very legitimate privacy concerns.

raynethackery, in What’s your go to driving song?

Two come to mind.

Rebel Without A Clue - Bonnie Tyler

Head Over Heels - The Go Go’s

MSgtRedFox, in Corporate Censorship Bring You Here?
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I’m curious about the down votes for the post.

They want less discussion about the topic?

Or they don’t like the idea not having anonymity?

CluckN,

If I had to guess probably because Asklemmy has been getting anti-Reddit circlejerk question posted every week since July.

MSgtRedFox,
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Ah. Understood.

MightEnlightenYou,

Is a leading question. And in my experience 95% of people who are focused on "censorship"

  1. Don’t know what it really means (there’s a huge difference between moderation and censorship)
  2. Have a victim complex.
  3. Are generally uncomfortable to engage with and usually deserve their bans for various reasons.
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